Virgin Birth?

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Virgin Birth?

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Raum, uve been on a roll lately, wanna tackle this one too?

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this comes with a disclaimer.,...in the form of tequila

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ok, I am officially on the last night of my 20's and some body, i.e. EVERYBODY better be sending me off in style! Not every aeon an angel as old as me gets to manifest 30 years, or more!

So, Deeje, my man. I gotta question.

Have you ever EVEN looked into the science of Maternal medicine, and it reports and anomolies. It is entirely possible for a woman to be born with a "latent" seed to impregnate hersolf. Shit, its possible for a man to be born with a fuckin Womb!

Now, if you are asking me what about the virgin birth, I will say the only people who insist upon it being a condition of the christ's validity are fucking morons. hell, they prolly don't even know today is my birthday.

Less just say, before 4 AD, not a goddam thing you know of chirstianity applies, or was considered important. sorry, that was the tequila talkin.

I mean ( and let me come up with a expresion here) ok, yeah "Hobgoblins and handjobs! lil brother!" That's the expression; Hobgoblins and handjobs! does it matter which you believe in....

Shit, if you believe in hobgoblins, you are a fool, no lil goblin gonna milk your cows for you. But, tell me, what if you don't believe in handjobs? does that mean you don't bust a nut when a girl tests her strength, if you know what i mean? FUCK NO!

see, it don't matter a good gddamn to anyone but the institutions of man what a single person believes. God don't care, angels sure as fuck don't. Hell, most anythig who cares what a person believes is just that which wants to make that person invest in their own empire of belief.

Fuck I was born late, I was in the womb for 12 months,...damn near to the minute of the day. does that mean i don't get a birth day. FUCK NO! I get my birthday (Oct 12th, TODAY, for your dull pencils out there!), and i get to cewlebrate the day i had the sense to not be born.

Mark my words, and mark them well:

God hath said "The Greatest Danger to the Destiny of Makind is systemized belief."

so, who cares if a lower rank chick from the ghetto of israel, who had family in high places, and arranged for her a steady man really was a fuckin virgin birth, unless you are catholic,.. which is a farce anyways.

Yes, "virgin births occur" that is to say certain women are born with the capacity to fetilize their own ovum. It is how they began to populate anyways. for, women were certainly the first material humans, and even Hassidic jews agree to this. All butthe bass-ackward Christains, who got little sense,.. let enough to translate the books they pilfer.

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as in dolemite's pimp-cane...

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LOL...!!!!

Hmm...If I may sum up what I think would have been said...For all intensive purposes, yes the virgin birth is possible...Again, I look to the universe for answers first...There are species of reptiles, who are mighty significant, that will change sex over a relatively short period of time to continue to pro create...

I've never given the validity of the virgin birth much thought, runs along the same lines of internal combustion, if you ask me...

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you mean...spontaneous combustion?...or you just don't give a shit about engines? :twisted:
Dude, of course she's gonna dig it...your mom loves the cock

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LoL...You KNOW what I meant...Damn you, WMFT..! Hahaha...The one time you pop up out of your frequent trips to them galleries, you come to give me shit...

No love...

DeEje, you square on this question mate..?
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october fever seems to have let me go

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basically, what I was saying so *ahem* eloquently, is who cares if god knocked up a virgin, it only matters in the context of the catholics who use to it to superfy the christ™, instead of humanize him. It makes him free of the taint of Adam. which technically makes him not a man, andviolates prophecy.

the got the idea from the Greeks, incidentally, who had the idea a lot longer. Actuallly, all catholic idea pretty much come from the greeks, they are really just a closet pagan group that changes the whole story of Yeheshua to retain primitive Greek myths. For example, the virgin birth... Compare the birth of Dionysous, whose momma was also a virgin, until Zeus came to her and poured out over her like a "Golden Shower" ....

maybe that's what R. Kelly was doing, seeing if it is scientifically possible to impregate a woman with a "golden shower"

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Lmao...but if "Jesus" is God's son, how could he come to be with the genetics, etc. of man?

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Because there is absolutely nothing wrong with a Messiah in human form, contrary to popular belief.

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yea, but there is no way he could have escaped the genetic and environmental downbringings imposed on Him by his parents if they were human (corrupted).

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Wasn't that the whole point of the story anyway..? How could he come here to die for our sins, if he wasn't like us..? I was under the impression that he was here to be the perfect example of how to lead you life, not to be the poster boy for Body by Jake...

I think that it is implied, but not written, that more often than not he spent as much time being a man as he spent being a "Messiah"...There is no way that he spend as much time as he did talking to the devil and temptation was NOT present...

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