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Beer Monster by andycouncil
Beer Monster
You’ve seen him in cities
All over the place,
Slumped in a corner
With a grin on his face
From a distance he’s loud,
Boisterous and leary
But get up close and see
He’s just sozzled, not scary
His habits are bad,
The fags that he smokes and the pies that he eats
If no one is looking
He’ll piss in the street
His mating call is a belch,
Does a courting dance of old
Lurching and swaying to Spandau Ballet’ s
‘Gold’
The beer monster is drunk, will pick fights, fall asleep
But as you can see
He’s really quite sweet.
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