Are you as dumb as Jessica Simpson..?

#11

sometimes, if ya don't wanna touch people outside of your Aryan pure blood, showbiz status, and/or "traditional upbringin"...ya get slim pickins'. Two fine episodes of this fine show was more than enough to realize, the boy got what he wanted, his stupid, master-race barbie, complete with hymen and the knowledge of what it means to be a has-been and almost-was. Her own father understood the marketing potential of such a winning couple and god bless 'em both.

#12

QUOTEsometimes, if ya don't wanna touch people outside of your Aryan pure blood, showbiz status, and/or \"traditional upbringin\"...ya get slim pickins'. Two fine episodes of this fine show was more than enough to realize, the boy got what he wanted, his stupid, master-race barbie, complete with hymen and the knowledge of what it means to be a has-been and almost-was. Her own father understood the marketing potential of such a winning couple and god bless 'em both.

There's an old saying that applies here. "There's a sucker born every minute".

Just look at yourself in the mirror sucker. We bought this corporate cookie cutter couple hook, line, and sinker! The same people who pawn the "Reality" crap shows decided that watching this dumbass blonde goof her way through a 24 hour period while making juvenile and yes asnine remarks makes good television. Her only other redeeming quality is she built like a brick shithouse in a miniskirt.

These are the same bunch that pawned off the idea that watching two spoiled rich bitches get some fresh air would confirm the fact that the viewing public is two sandwiches shy of a full fucking picnic! I wouldn't be surprised if Jessica was in concert and she pulled her pants down and took a crap on stage, it would make headlines to keep us watching this nonsense.

#13

I don't blame son for pimpin'...She's hot, stupid, and rich.

Everybody's not cut out for pimpin'...it ain't easy.

:hump:

Lost Ghost · #14

It's an act...She receieved like straight A's all through highschool...which granted isnt that hard, but dont you think for one second if she acted sophisicated that the show would be even less worth watching than it already is?

#15

Good point. I still might watch one of them just to see her, but only one. Wait, that's all I've seen already.

I figure that it's an act, I can't believe that someone could be that stupid

#16

Its way too over the top...over done!

#17

I agree. After the buffulo wing thing...I knew that it was fake and way over played

#18

If they would JUST show her other side. The side that discusses Camus and Nietzche right after sex and a smoke. If for only one episode she'd reveal just how incredibly gifted her mind is, if she could only break free of the constraints of her contract, and finally show us a bit of Shamanistic wisdom and overwhelm us with her grasp of Quantum mechanics...give us a blow job and then tell us some cerebral joke where our only reaction is to stare blankly at her chest. Damm, she's good.

#19

I've seen an interview with Jessica Simpson on TV (it just came on, I didn't know it was coming on), and she said she isn't really dumb, but just never thinks before speaking, so stupid things roll off her tongue before she has thought about them.

She can think, but not before speaking- that is the dumb thing about her.

To be honest I cannot deny that about myself sometimes....

#20

It's hard to believe that she can be so dumb, i guess the show producers encourage her to speak out her mind w/o thinking as the rate goes higher.
But people act like because they never had the need of thinking.

PS: This woman is so hot but so dumb that perhups she could date me.