Aforism n stuff

#1

- Eternal love last about three months
- Don't enter the drug world, we are a lot and there's no much for us all
- The slavery has not finnished just changed to 8 hours and now it's not only for niggers
- All the past time was previous
- To have a clean concious is equal to bad memory
- The one born poor and ugly has certain possibilities to develop those skills when he grows up
- If the mountain comes to you, run!!! it's an Avalanche!!!
- Drugs maqes iou dumv
- I'm not a complete unusefull at least i help as a bad example
- To do it wrong is human, but more human is to blame another
- I don't suffer madness, i enjoy it every second!
- A woman sent me into alcohol ... and i never had the dignity to thank her
- If your girlfriend fucks your carreer studying, leave your study and fuck your girlfriend.
- Intelligence pursues me ... but i'm faster
- Run away from temptation .... but slow enough for it to catch you
- No fool stops being one... it's seems that it shouldn't work too bad for them
- To Study is not to trust in your next chair mate.
- The women with no luck on men doesn't knows the luck she has.
- The lazyness is the mother of all vices, and as a mother we should respect her
- To work never killed anyone, but why taking the risk?
- Don't take life seriously, after all you'll not get off live from it.
- It's not that sad to go to cemmentery as to stay in.
- These two words would open many doors ... Pull and Push
- Why drinking and driving if you can smoke and fly!
- Every 18 women, there's 9 that are the half

#2

This is almost good enough to be in the Word, LoL...Is this yours..?

#3

some are (the not funny ones) and others are popular phrases, grafittis, etc.
i got more but with the translation it losses their effect.

#4

Fernando dice:
are you too still webcumming?
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Whu..?
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Gosh no...
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It's 9:30 here...No webcam after 9:30
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damn
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no not here
Fernando dice:
oh a pervert with schedules nice to meet you
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my people get uncomfortable when I disrobe.
Fernando dice:
cdr!!!!!!
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Hahahahaha..1
Fernando dice:
oh there's my phone, shit
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lol
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Fap....ur nuts
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Insane...
Fernando dice:
no my nuts do not reach there
Fernando dice:
i tried trust me
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ewwww
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cdr
Fernando dice:
btw it aches a lot after pulling your sack
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** pukes **
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ok whats todays convo about?
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something stimulating preferably
Fernando dice:
nothing as always
Fernando dice:
though we can discuss your kicking out of the forum
Fernando dice:
rim ayhja will left the forum
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Hahaha...I banned adp10 this morning...
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for what reason
Fernando dice:
because he moved into adp house
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not the ADP thing , he's a dick and deserves it
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hahah
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has he logged in lately?
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Nope, but he asked me to remove his account a while ago, and I'm just now gettin' around to banning his ass...
Fernando dice:
now A lives with a beautiful girl named Gloria
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so you haven't talked to him?
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sweet
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hahahaha
Fernando dice:
can we read his mails
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I told him off, pretty much...
Fernando dice:
we need that
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And dared him to talk shit...
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He declined, and nicely asked to be removed...
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figures
Fernando dice:
i wonder how nicely he asked you that, pleas wanna see his writting
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I definitely would not have a problem going to Canada just to smack the shit out of him...
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Like a dumbass, I deleted teh PM, I meant to post it...
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damn
Fernando dice:
lier you are living with him!!!
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that would have been funny
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side note....whats this thing between Pete and LG?
Fernando dice:
let's make a letter apologizing to adp
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do they truly hate eachother
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seems like it
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FUCK adp
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Ayhja would fuck adp but no cavity research has result succesful yet
Fernando dice:
we are contacting zoologist from all over the world
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lol
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he dont seems to reproduce like humans
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and has no belly button
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FAP...You want me to tell people about your little fascination with www.farmlovin.com ..?
Fernando dice:
theorist say that could be formed at etna vulcano in italy
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no belly button....LMAO@!
Fernando dice:
why does not every body do the same i do in the pics i sent you by regular mail?
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What do you mean..?
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Q:FAP...You want me to tell people about your little fascination with www.farmlovin.com ..? A:why does not every body do the same i do in the pics i sent you by regular mail?
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CDR!!111
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lol
Fernando dice:
i'm dating a midget cow
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nice natural boobs
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that udderly amazing
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HAHAHA...
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Oh man..!
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Deep end...
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hehe
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means ...?
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cow boobs = udders
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udder, bag -- (mammary gland of bovids (cows and sheep and goats))
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"cow boobs"....that's funny
Fernando dice:
shut up your making me cum!!!!!
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ugh
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sexy....but ugh!
Fernando dice:
well i have fun and also get feed!!!
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LOFL...
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Fuck man, what happened to the stimulating convo...?
Fernando dice:
ok enough of zoofilia
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let's focus ourselves in midgets
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oh so sexy dressed like snowwhite lumbers
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LoL...
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with those thight pants
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Snowwhite lumbers..?!?!?!?
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er..... the midgets of Blancanieves tale
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Snowwhite and the seven midgets
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donno the translation
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Dwarves..
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ohhh yeah those ones
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A dwarf and a midget aren't the same thing, technically...
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but that is the long and short of it
Fernando dice:
i'm confused ok i'm going back to women then
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i'll start hitting women
Fernando dice:
first with a baseball stick till they learn to say yes!

#5

That's too funny! Good stuff, Fapper.

#6

coming from you it's an honour thank you sir

#7

Wow! That was unexpected. Thank you for that compliment.

#8

Ok, now when i'm polite i'm expected to be unpolite!

PS: My mission is acomplished!!!

#9

Those morning convos are fucking histerial...hahaha....

Lost Ghost · #10

lol fapper's hilarious.