I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house. Zsa Zsa Gabor
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry
Women make love for love, men make love for lust. Derrick Harge
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Thomas Haynes Bayly
Love and a cough cannot be hidden. George Herbert
Love is like a fruit. It may look good, but you shouldn't bite in it until it's ripe. Nick Hertl
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. John Heywood
Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life. Eric Hoffer
Burning desire is the eternal flame. Doug Horton
If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, kill it! Doug Horton
Love is a given, hatred is aquired. Doug Horton
Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing. Doug Horton
Money is good, love is wealth. Doug Horton
No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys. Doug Horton
The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love. Doug Horton
A friend is someone who knows all about you and and still likes you. Elbert Hubbard
A man is in love when something in his head, something in his chest and something in his pants react to a certain woman. Brian Hwang
The opposite of love is not hate, the opposite of love is ignorance. Brian Hwang
Love is like the measles, all the worse when it comes late. Douglas Jerrold
Aforism n stuff
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Intolerance of ambiguity is the mark of an authoritarian personality.
Theodor W. Adorno
Beware the man of one book. St. Thomas Aquinas
The wise learn many things from their enemies. Aristophanes: The Birds, 414 B.C.
All men naturally desire knowledge. Aristotle
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. Aristotle
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle
The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living from the dead. Aristotle
Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well.Aristotle
Wit is educated insolence. Aristotle
I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible. Jane Austen
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. Burt Bacharach
Never forget what you need to remember. Garrett Bartley
A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep. Saul Bellow
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. Rami Belson
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. Hector Berlioz
If you come to a fork in the road, take it. Yogi Berra
You can observe a lot by watching. Yogi Berra
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think. Ambrose Bierce
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am." Ambrose Bierce
Education: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the fool their lack of understanding. Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary
Theodor W. Adorno
Beware the man of one book. St. Thomas Aquinas
The wise learn many things from their enemies. Aristophanes: The Birds, 414 B.C.
All men naturally desire knowledge. Aristotle
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. Aristotle
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle
The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living from the dead. Aristotle
Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well.Aristotle
Wit is educated insolence. Aristotle
I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible. Jane Austen
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. Burt Bacharach
Never forget what you need to remember. Garrett Bartley
A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep. Saul Bellow
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. Rami Belson
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. Hector Berlioz
If you come to a fork in the road, take it. Yogi Berra
You can observe a lot by watching. Yogi Berra
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think. Ambrose Bierce
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am." Ambrose Bierce
Education: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the fool their lack of understanding. Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary
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Those are great DD....where do you find all of them?
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"
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LOVE is a word made by two vowels, two vocals, two stupids, ...
When life's turns you the back, grab his butt!!!!
Working is so bad that they even pay for you to do it
When life's turns you the back, grab his butt!!!!
Working is so bad that they even pay for you to do it
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Wow...that site is full of them!
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"
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Theft from a single author is plagiarism. Theft from two is comparative study. Theft from three or more is research. Unknown
There are no errors in this book, except this one. Unknown
There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't. Unknown
Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once. Unknown
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases. Unknown
When they broke open molecules, they found they were filled with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found they were filled with explosions. Unknown
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating. Ashleigh Brilliant: Brilliant Thoughts
The danger today is not so much that machines will learn to think and feel but that men will cease to do so. Ferry
Genealogy is based on the obviously silly idea that there is no such thing as a bastard. Nicolas Martin
To use a method is to compare the realm of mind to a stool. The true thinker walks freely. Godfried Bomans: De avonturen van Bill Clifford
Knowledge and belief are two separate tracks that run parallel to each other and never meet, except in the child. Godfried Bomans: Buitelingen II
If you love God, burn the church. Jello Biafra
The heresies we should fear are those which can be confused with orthodoxy. Jorge Luis Borges: "The Theologians"
In prayer, it is better to have a heart without words than words without heart. Mahatma Gandhi
The truth is out there. Chris Carter: The X Files
It is by fighting and triumphing over the enemies of the Buddha that we ourselves become Buddhas. Daisaku Ikeda (World Tribune, Oct. 29, 1999, p. 5)
There are no errors in this book, except this one. Unknown
There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't. Unknown
Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once. Unknown
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases. Unknown
When they broke open molecules, they found they were filled with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found they were filled with explosions. Unknown
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating. Ashleigh Brilliant: Brilliant Thoughts
The danger today is not so much that machines will learn to think and feel but that men will cease to do so. Ferry
Genealogy is based on the obviously silly idea that there is no such thing as a bastard. Nicolas Martin
To use a method is to compare the realm of mind to a stool. The true thinker walks freely. Godfried Bomans: De avonturen van Bill Clifford
Knowledge and belief are two separate tracks that run parallel to each other and never meet, except in the child. Godfried Bomans: Buitelingen II
If you love God, burn the church. Jello Biafra
The heresies we should fear are those which can be confused with orthodoxy. Jorge Luis Borges: "The Theologians"
In prayer, it is better to have a heart without words than words without heart. Mahatma Gandhi
The truth is out there. Chris Carter: The X Files
It is by fighting and triumphing over the enemies of the Buddha that we ourselves become Buddhas. Daisaku Ikeda (World Tribune, Oct. 29, 1999, p. 5)
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