Hello Group

#1

Gidday Group,
just joined and thought it would be polite (i didn't want to piss anyone off) to introduce myself. I'm an old fart with a wife mortgage and four tax deductions. I live in Brisbane Australia which has the nicest climate in the world and the highest rate of skin cancer! ah well Least I get to perve (view lasciviously) all the Bronzed hotties at the beach. As you guessed I'm blatantly hetero, love my family (not in a BAD way) and enjoy nekkid women. At my age looking at 'em is about all the fun I get! To slow to catch them. besides my wife is a Maori (look it up) and has a VOILENT temper (she makes Lorena Bobbit look like Mary Poppins!) I'm self taught on the computer, mostly trial and error (lots of the latter)
BTW what the hell is this forum about anyway????
Red5llaw (Luke) =D>

#2

LMAO @ four tax deductions...!

Haha, I never looked at it that way...

Well...It is pretty hard to say EXACTLY what we're about here...I mean, there's usually SO much to get into...We've tried to create an enviroment however, that is a home away from home...We share thoughts, music, movies, you name it...We fuss we and fight, but we also brood together and try to have some fun...We also have a few games on the site, that you can play when you're really bored...

I'd say, just browse through the treads M8...There are plenty of babes here, no doubt, but lots of other things to enjoy...Feel free to jump into any discussion, young or old...It may take a second to soak us up, but once you do, you'll be graciously rewarded from the site member treasure fund...

Hahaha...

OK, that's a lie...You won't get anything monetary...Just enjoy yourself, and if you have any questions, ask away....Enjoy the family...

Welcome Home,

#3

If you had joined two month before we could say this forum was dedicated to the celebration of Shing Wu Mae a korean philosopher, but nowadays we are deffinetly dedicated to comment the work of Kafka versus Montesquieu, oh ... yeah ... the picture of naked women are here cause we have an special interested in anatomy and soon there will be naked men too!!!!

Welcome

#4

Hey Guyz,
I already tried to upload some nudie pix for you to perve at. I was unable to figure out the interface for posting. All I got was a message telling me I was an Idiot and an Ineligible receiver and that there was a ten yard penalty & automatic loss of down. Or something like that.

I have loads and loads of nekkid wimmen (no men, sorry fapper) and wanna share 'em wif ya, so iff'n ya coud point me 2 a tootoriall I'd 'preciate it. (I saw the Reb flag and dun tho't this waz tha Redneck Sextion)

WARNING WARNING I'm sorry I have a twisted sence of humor, It is a flashback cos' of all the Drugs I took in the sixties (..& 70's, 80's, 90's & 00's), I was dropped on my head as a baby, I'm heavily medicated (mostly legal), I drink Jose Cuervo (a lot), My Best friend is a mad biker (well so am I) I'm married AND I have 3 (yes THREE!) Daughters and only one Son. Thank God he's athletic (a Jock 2 you Americans) and plays 3 sports AND is smart.

He also shows no inclination to listen to Broadway Musicals, Re-Decorate his room or give his sisters "Complete Make-overs" - SHITFIRE! dodged a bullet there! Not that there is anything wrong with that lifestyle - for our Homo-centric members. (SHIT now I'm going PC, sometimes I make myself puke!)

Oh BTW I'm an writer so I tend to be a little (tiny) bit verbose. I also like using big words (more than 3 syllables sometimes) so if I lose you, just ask me to explain it to you. :jokerc:
Over and out Roger Dodger, 10-4 good buddy
Red5llaw

#5

Hey I also wanna add an avatar to express my individual persona (I wanna put up a pretty picture!)

#6

that will be called the "Fapper" section...

me and Ayhja will be handling the nekkid females...

j/k Fap...lol

#7

Glad to have another old codger in here to keep these whipper-snappers in line. I think you'll have fun in here; I certainly do. As the boss-man said, we share, we cuss, we fight and make up. There are more than enough nekkid pictures to keep you going for a while. Ask Mr. AYHJA or Raharoth or whatever the hell name he's going by this week for help in uploading those pics. There's an art and a science to it that I haven't quite mustered.

Again, glad to have you here!
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#8

/sad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad.gif" /> at least share some pics of yours, why avant-garde sexual farm lovers are being so much discriminated nowadays

#9

There's also an immensely popular Yahoo Group which is all the rage nowadays...I'd encourage you to visit it, since this forum is kinda boring and way too PC for it, maybe you've heard of it? "Farm-lovin' x3n"?...yeah...I thought so. Forget these kats here, homes...THAT, my friend is the new shit
www.dikkinchikkin.net is the stuff dreams are made of!!!!

But whatever....if ya feel like stickin around with these bores, that's fine too...welcome.

#10

The Fat Ass and Pussy Thread

That's what you need to start posting pics and the likes...Please read it if you haven't already, so that I can update it and write more or better FAQ's...

Feedback on it is definitely appreciated...

Deepdiver, I didn't know you liked Nikki Nova..! I don't think we have her up yet, I'll hook that up before the day is out..! LoL@My name changing...

ADN

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