The Food for Thought thread

#1

I was inspired to make this thread by a piece I recently wrote.. I will post some food for thought once a day. Every other day. Or something. Here and there basically..

Lets start with..

Why do thaw and unthaw mean the same things?
Why are they called stairs on the inside but steps outside?
If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

#2

Why is a baker's dozen 13, rather than 11..?

#3

Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

#4

LoL.. I always ask people that park/drive way one.. /smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />

Why does caretaker and caregiver mean the same thing?
Can blind people be dyslexic (when they read braille)?
Can a Narcoleptic suffer from insomnia?

#5

Why do they call it "taking a dump"

you're not taking it anywhere...

Why don't they call it "leaving a dump"

#6

Why does a gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
Why does fridge have a light and a freezer doesn't?
Did they have antiques in the olden days?

I am going to make another lyrically track with stuff like this.. /smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />

#7

Why all together is written separated and separated is written all together.

#8

Why do you have to click the "Start" button to turn off your computer?

#9

If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not torturing themselves? and if so, aren't we all masochist?

Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot?

Why is a person that handles your money called a BROKER?

#10

Why do Doctors "practice" medicine and Lawyers "practice" Law?

If you plan to fail, and do, have you succeeded or failed?