David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no gangsta NASCAR drivers...
10. HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.
9. PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.
8. ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.
7. PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.
6. THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR.
5. POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.
4. NO PASSENGER SEATS FOR THE HOMIES.
3. THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.
2. CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE ARE NO "GANGSTA" NASCAR DRIVERS:
1. WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.
Tru Dat!
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Those are awesome!
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"
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