The Black Folks SAT

[AYHJA]

ROTFLMBAO..!!!!

You did pretty good, actually Deep, you missed a few, but not bad at all...!

[(B)]

1. "Papa was a _rolling_______ stone."

2. If you didn't have a dust pan, what would you use back in the day? newspaper

3. "Who in the hell left the ______ _______." gate open lol

4. Talkin bad about somebody's _momma_________ will automatically start a fight.

5. "For it won't be long, til I'm gonna need somebody________ to __lean_______ on."

6. When did your momma tell you to come home everyday? after school

7. Every black church has a ____?______ fund that is going on its 30th year.

8. Finish the phrase "Love, Peace and __soul_____."(Think about dancing shows, this is easy)

9. What is the most famous line in The Color Purple? More than one answer.(If you don't know what The Color Purple is, you automatically fail!)
never seen it....i hate Oprah!!!

10. What do you call a frozen cup of juice in the South and who do you buy it from? icee??

11. How many times can you hit your momma and get away with it? none

12. What day of the week did we become familiar with Smokey, Craig and Day-Day? friday

13. Name the TV show that starred Dwayne Wayne and Sinbad. a different world

14. How did your momma keep her couch from getting dirty? plastic

15. Bill Cosby and which other actor starred in "Uptown Saturday Night"? (Old School question) sidney poitier!! (he rules)

16. Who was Jo-Jo Dancer? (Old school question)richard pryor's alter ego

17. What kind of food is usually associated with Friday night? chicken?

18. When you were younger, what tool usually accompanied the old floor model TV? pliers

19. Before your Mom took you to the grocery store, she usually had to remind your black butt to do what? behave

20. What one word did Florida Evans repeat 3 times when James died?
DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

[deepdiver32073]

can't wait to see the "real" answers...

[AYHJA]

1. "Papa was a ________ stone."
Rolling

2. If you didn't have a dust pan, what would you use back in the day?
Envelope or An album Cover

3. "Who in the hell left the ______ _______."
Gate Open (From an old school church commercial, LoL....)

4. Talkin bad about somebody's __________ will automatically start a fight.
Momma

5. "For it won't be long, til I'm gonna need ________ to _________ on."
Somebody to Lean On..!!! From Lean on me w/Morgan Freeman..!

6. When did your momma tell you to come home everyday?
Before the street light came on...

7. Every black church has a __________ fund that is going on its 30th year.
Building

8. Finish the phrase "Love, Peace and _______."(Think about dancing shows, this is easy)
Soul..! Don C. is about 2 million years old...

9. What is the most famous line in The Color Purple? More than one answer.(If you don't know what The Color Purple is, you automatically fail!)
You told Harpo to BEAT ME..!

10. What do you call a frozen cup of juice in the South and who do you buy it from?
They were called Ice/Freeze cups, and you got them from the lady on the corner...They were just cups of Kool Aid, frozen w/toothpick in 'em...

11. How many times can you hit your momma and get away with it?
Nann..!! 0

12. What day of the week did we become familiar with Smokey, Craig and Day-Day?
Friday of course...

13. Name the TV show that starred Dwayne Wayne and Sinbad.
A Different World

14. How did your momma keep her couch from getting dirty?
Plastic

15. Bill Cosby and which other actor starred in "Uptown Saturday Night"? (Old School question)
Sydney P.

16. Who was Jo-Jo Dancer? (Old school question)
Richard Pryor

17. What kind of food is usually associated with Friday night?
Fish, Spaghetti, and or Fried chicken....

18. When you were younger, what tool usually accompanied the old floor model TV?
Pliers

19. Before your Mom took you to the grocery store, she usually had to remind your black butt to do what?
Don't act a fool, and don't ask for shit..!

20. What one word did Florida Evans repeat 3 times when James died?
Damn, damn, damn..!!!

You guys did pretty good..!

[red5llaw]

I'm still sure Florida said Sob sob sob first (or was it sniff sniff sniff - knowing Florida and her damn hankie)

[raum]

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2. If you didn't have a dust pan, what would you use back in the day? paper

3. "Who in the hell left the ______ _______." Seat up / tv on / refrigerator open/ et al.

4. Talkin bad about somebody's __________ will automatically start a fight. talking bad about they momma was not grounds for a fight, but a murder. Talking bad bout they appearance (glasses, braces, that kinda shit) was grounds for a fight. In fact, we fight over anything. Shit talking bad about someone†™ ¢‚¬„¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¢†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¡¢‚¬Å¡‚¬†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¾¢‚¬Å¡‚¢s lunchbox was enough to put someone in a cast for a minute.

5. "For it won't be long, til I'm gonna need ________ to _________ on." Somebody to lean on (being that I am the only one to get this, I am officially eligible for the scholarship)

6. When did your momma tell you to come home everyday? When I got off the bus.

7. Every black church has a __________ fund that is going on its 30th year. building

8. Finish the phrase "Love, Peace and _______."(Think about dancing shows, this is easy) soul

9. What is the most famous line in The Color Purple? More than one answer.(If you don't know what The Color Purple is, you automatically fail!) Not being tied to what God looks like frees us.

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11. How many times can you hit your momma and get away with it? Twice, once in the womb, and once when she is dead.

12. What day of the week did we become familiar with Smokey, Craig and Day-Day? Friday

13. Name the TV show that starred Dwayne Wayne and Sinbad. A Different World

14. How did your momma keep her couch from getting dirty? She made me sit on the floor, and she put homemade †™ ¢‚¬„¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¢†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¡¢‚¬Å¡‚¬†™¢¢¬‚¦‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦¢‚¬Å“afghans†™ ¢‚¬„¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¢†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¡¢‚¬Å¡‚¬? on that bish. Not plastic covers in Louisiana.

15. Bill Cosby and which other actor starred in "Uptown Saturday Night"? (Old School question) you gotta come higher than that, if you wanna do old movies, especially anything with Sidney Poitier in it. This is one of the greartest movies of all time. Do I get extra points for having this on one of the four †™ ¢‚¬„¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¢†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¡¢‚¬Å¡‚¬†™¢¢¬‚¦‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦¢‚¬Å“movie tapes†™ ¢‚¬„¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¢†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¡¢‚¬Å¡‚¬? we actually owned?

16. Who was Jo-Jo Dancer? (Old school question) Richard Pryor in a bare bones of himself that brought a tear to even the meanest eye, and he also nibbled on a bit part in Uptown Saturday Night.

17. What kind of food is usually associated with Friday night? Fish and Shromp - peas and cornbread.

18. When you were younger, what tool usually accompanied the old floor model TV? We had a big ol stereo junker that was barely color from like 1954, and it lasted until I was fifteen and moved out. I only got a 12†™ ¢‚¬„¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¢†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¡¢‚¬Å¡‚¬? black and white tv from Wal-Mart. I would say it came with a screwdriver to attach the antenna.

19. Before your Mom took you to the grocery store, she usually had to remind your black butt to do what? Put shoes on.

20. What one word did Florida Evans repeat 3 times when James died? Damn, Damn, Damn.

[AYHJA]

ROFL @ RAUM...hahahahahahahahahhaha....Those were good...