Anyone want to be Schapelle Corby's tampon?

Lost Ghost · #11

I don't find her too terribly attractive....

#12

She was just sentenced to 20 years.

BBBWWWWAHAHAHAHAH!

#13

When you go to another country, they don't fuck with you like they do here, and they don't give a shit about what country you're from either. If you do something wrong, sit down, place head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye!

I've got some friends who are in Kenya Africa until the 6th of June and I hope they all come back in one fuckin piece. They're working at an orphanage for kids of parents who died from AIDS.

#14

Indeed...

Going to other countries and fucking around is an invitation for them to make an example of you...Do the crime, do the time...

#15

There was a band years ago called Divinyls, and their lead singer said she was in a Turkish Male Prison for dancing in the street for two weeks.

At night, they placed her in a cage and hauled her up over the prisoners heads until morning to keep her safe from the guys who were in there.

They had a hit song years ago called, "I Touch Myself". She was dancing around in a schoolgirl outfit.

#16

I don't give a flyin fuck if she had her coochie dipped in platnum and sprinkled with diamonds, I still wouldn't want to be her tampon... I don't even like to look or touch those damn things, let alone be one...

If she did smuggle the weed in her cock, I know one thing for sure, I wouldn't smoke it...

#17

I was just thinkin, if she's going to jail, I should see what her jail name whould be...

And the survey says, : Commie Girl

#18

why commie girl? she isn't russian. Australian.

#19

I just entered her name and it came out Squealing Piglet... which she'll probably be long before she gets out of prison.