anyone ever gone to these ADULT massage places? i have and have spent tons of loot, but never had sex there. i know its a lot of money, but the girls are amazing and put on great shows. i now it sounds crazy, but this chick was extrodinary.
if you have gone, what was your experience like?
im from chicago and there are quite a few, but again, the girls never give it up. if you know of some place that does, please share. cause the show these girls put on, wow, its amazing and too have sex with them would be way better than any other normal chick. its not even like a prostitute. they are much more than that. i have actually gotten really good relationship advice from them.
massage parlors?!
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Son, for 1500, I can give you some good relationship advice, i'll even throw in a beer. You can then go get your nuts rubbed by some extraordinary chick.
Whattyou say?
Whattyou say?
Dude, of course she's gonna dig it...your mom loves the cock
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umm......ok.........if you say so.
I once met this stripper that was....well.....different.....different from all of the other strippers I had ever met. She was special, had a lot going for her and we clicked. The only reason she was there was to further her education.........and she really dug me......
I once met this stripper that was....well.....different.....different from all of the other strippers I had ever met. She was special, had a lot going for her and we clicked. The only reason she was there was to further her education.........and she really dug me......
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I was going to say, I've never paid for "it", but then I remembered... I've been married 3 times. I'm STILL paying for the first one!!!
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LMAO!! Isn't that the truth....
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"
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Soren Kierkegaard
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QUOTE(Lost Ghost)lmfao @ DD.
$1500.......the fuck are you thinking?!
LMFAO..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Kid has a point...WTF..!!! Man, if I'm paying out the ass like that, you can best believe I'm getting rubbed down by serveral of the undisputed Goddesses of this universe...And I might not cut, but a fire ass head job is included...
No regular chick could rub me down and cha-ching me like that..!
Too funny...
$1500.......the fuck are you thinking?!
LMFAO..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Kid has a point...WTF..!!! Man, if I'm paying out the ass like that, you can best believe I'm getting rubbed down by serveral of the undisputed Goddesses of this universe...And I might not cut, but a fire ass head job is included...
No regular chick could rub me down and cha-ching me like that..!
Too funny...
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strippers and those types of professions are very good at making you feel like a king, that is how they get paid. Don't fall in too deep and get blindsided. Pay attention to how long they stay and chat when you tell them you don't have any more money for the evening...they will be on to the next table faster than you can say "Cash advance".
Next time you go to a strip club, if you can take your eyes off the titties for a split second, observe how the girls work the room, it is a very eye opening experience.
-emanon
Next time you go to a strip club, if you can take your eyes off the titties for a split second, observe how the girls work the room, it is a very eye opening experience.
-emanon
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I hate strip clubs... /sad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad.gif" />
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