massage parlors?!

#11

Total waste of money. 99.99% of the time, they wouldn't give you the time of day unless you had some cash dangling from your fingers. They're there for one and only one reason: to make money. And as was noted above, they work the room very well.

I gave up strip clubs years ago because what they do is to stripTEASE. You ain't gonna get any of that poon, so you might as well keep your money, and look at all the pussy you want on the internet. And even THAT gets old after a while.

#12

Correction...

Looking at pussy on the internet will NeVeR get old... :-D

chea..!

#13

Dude, when you get to be my age and have seen as many pussies as I have both as porn and in real life, the porn begins to fade in its attraction. Now I'm not saying that a fine set of pics or vid won't stir the fires, it's just that it doesn't do it as readily as it used to. Now set me into a real life situation... just bring the tire swing.

#14

I don't think I can ever get used to not seeing the pr0n...I saw my first flick when I was 8...

:shock:

#15

the thing with porn is that when you get bored of some chick you can start looking to a younger one, so in the end you are 93 years old and watching some 18-21 "barely legal" pussy.

i don't like porn very much i prefer hot ladies naked, or women kissing each other if you know what i mean, as i always say: the only balls i wanna see are mine not some other's limp dick dude banging some pussy

#16

I've still never watched a porn before. Still!

I went to a topless bar once and I had a blast. I got a lap dance and everything! I loved it, but I don't know how I would fair in a full out naked club.

Massage Parlors...does the Bunny Ranch do massages or just sex?