Sex Math

#1

This really works, try it..!

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex. (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2

3. Add 5. (for Sunday)

4. Multiply it by 50 I`ll wait while you get the calculator................

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add
1755....

If you haven`t, add 1754 ....

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number

RESULTS:
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have sex each week).

The next two numbers are .........

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

Lost Ghost · #2

This is super old....and the oringal version wasn't how many times you wanna have sex.....but the math is simplistic... I could write something simliar if you'd like.

#3

Sure LG, that will be awesome...Go ahead and give the rest of us that have diplomas and degrees laying around our trailers collecting dust a nice, detailed explanation about the math in this post...I'll pin it, and put it in VU...

#4

I wanted to have sex 9 1/2 times, 9 times and then some more but then couldn't perform on the 10th :? /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Your magic trick didn't work :band:

Good find dude /smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />

Lost Ghost · #5

QUOTE(AYHJA)Sure LG, that will be awesome...Go ahead and give the rest of us that have diplomas and degrees laying around our trailers collecting dust a nice, detailed explanation about the math in this post...I'll pin it, and put it in VU...

spiteful sarcasim? from the leader? uh oh

#6

I knew it already, but it was more like: a man and a horse enter to a go-go bar and tha horse says "a beer, please" .... very funny