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"There is a machine in the back of Hooters that dispenses that shiny leg hosiery. The sizes come in small, medium and 'you†™ ¢‚¬„¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¢†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¡¢‚¬Å¡‚¬†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¾¢‚¬Å¡‚¢re fired.'"
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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
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lmao...that one's awesome
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"
Soren Kierkegaard
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"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it."
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good quote...
"It's not what you know, its what you can prove" ...oh shit...Training Day!!
"It's not what you know, its what you can prove" ...oh shit...Training Day!!
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbe's list of richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say, fools talk because they have to say something..."
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