Yo yo, boys and girls, the Matador is here!
Looking forward to kicking all y'all asses!
Yo soy mucho loco! All y'all are muthafuckas - yo own muthas, too!
Bite me, eat shit, and die!
Hola, mis nuevos amigos!
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rocketjohn123
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rocketjohn123
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OK, so maybe that was a little harsh. I hope I didn't scare anybody. Please accept my most sincere apologies if I in any offended any of you.
Let me try again:
Hello, my name is RocketJohn. You can call me El Matador if you wish. I just got a new computer and DSL, and I'm looking for some communities where I can participate online.
I noticed in looking around that you have a lot of areas, some of which are only available to users who are granted special access. So, what is required to obtain this special access? Do you have to teach me the secret handshake? Do I have to sign a contract in blood? Is there some sort of ritualistic hazing of the new members?
Or will a simple "Please" do the trick? If so,
May I please have a bit more access to look around?
Thanks!
RJ
Let me try again:
Hello, my name is RocketJohn. You can call me El Matador if you wish. I just got a new computer and DSL, and I'm looking for some communities where I can participate online.
I noticed in looking around that you have a lot of areas, some of which are only available to users who are granted special access. So, what is required to obtain this special access? Do you have to teach me the secret handshake? Do I have to sign a contract in blood? Is there some sort of ritualistic hazing of the new members?
Or will a simple "Please" do the trick? If so,
May I please have a bit more access to look around?
Thanks!
RJ
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RIMFIRE
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QUOTEOK, so maybe that was a little harsh. I hope I didn't scare anybody. Please accept my most sincere apologies if I in any offended any of you
Are you fucking kidding me? Flinging shit like that on your first post..........I love it, you're gonna fit right in!
Hang out, contribute, kiss up to the host and you'll be accessing all of the wonderful shit available before you know it. Do take note however, that some of the finer parts of this place are free to all.......so enjoy!!
Are you fucking kidding me? Flinging shit like that on your first post..........I love it, you're gonna fit right in!
Hang out, contribute, kiss up to the host and you'll be accessing all of the wonderful shit available before you know it. Do take note however, that some of the finer parts of this place are free to all.......so enjoy!!
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deepdiver32073
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Damn! We got LG's twin in here! Or is it Fapper's? Time will tell.
Welcome man! I'll certainly hand it to you, you made a distinct first impression. We're about as varied a group as you could hope to find here. We are truly international, but have many of the same tastes when it comes to community and the female form (except AYHJA who likes hairy chicks). Hope to see you around a bunch.
Welcome man! I'll certainly hand it to you, you made a distinct first impression. We're about as varied a group as you could hope to find here. We are truly international, but have many of the same tastes when it comes to community and the female form (except AYHJA who likes hairy chicks). Hope to see you around a bunch.
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trashtalkr
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lol...welcome man. You'll fit in great
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"
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Deepak
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LMAO at the 1st post. Man im sure u will fit right in. Welcome to the site man.
WHEN THE RICH WAGE WAR ITS THE POOR WHO DIE
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QUOTE(deepdiver32073)Damn! We got LG's twin in here! Or is it Fapper's? Time will tell.
Well, Fapper doesn't rate THAT high on the \"flinging shit\"-o-meter.. so I'd go with LG.. heh (put hands in front of face - prepares for a bashing)
QUOTE(deepdiver32073)except AYHJA who likes hairy chicks
Did we really have to know that? I've already got enough "facts" about AYHJA..
Well, Fapper doesn't rate THAT high on the \"flinging shit\"-o-meter.. so I'd go with LG.. heh (put hands in front of face - prepares for a bashing)
QUOTE(deepdiver32073)except AYHJA who likes hairy chicks
Did we really have to know that? I've already got enough "facts" about AYHJA..
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"Yo soy mucho loco"
Que mierda es esa?
Por favor dejen the usar los traductores de internet!!!!!!!!!!!
Si no saben espa†™ ¢‚¬„¢¢‚¬ ¢¢¬¢ž¢†™¢¢¬…¡¢‚¬Å¡‚±ol no lo hablen, no hay obligaci†™ ¢‚¬„¢¢‚¬ ¢¢¬¢ž¢†™¢¢¬…¡¢‚¬Å¡‚³n!
Que manga de pajeros!!!!!
Que mierda es esa?
Por favor dejen the usar los traductores de internet!!!!!!!!!!!
Si no saben espa†™ ¢‚¬„¢¢‚¬ ¢¢¬¢ž¢†™¢¢¬…¡¢‚¬Å¡‚±ol no lo hablen, no hay obligaci†™ ¢‚¬„¢¢‚¬ ¢¢¬¢ž¢†™¢¢¬…¡¢‚¬Å¡‚³n!
Que manga de pajeros!!!!!
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