Grip it and rip it!!!

#1

the most disfuntional and wild-card freak in golf is getting his own show on the Golf Channel.

prolly because he looks good in a mini-skirt, ... according to Ty's logic. Cause he is not a winner, except when he BEAT TIGER WOODS, and he still holds the longest average drive. of cpurse we play out a sandtrap with a three wood and sack the ball the wrong way... he is just a man who doesn't take it seriously that he gets to play golf for beer money.

John Daly is the bomb,.. he can drop a whole in one on one hole, and be 12 over on a put the next. and he is an amazing guy, with a huge heart... and a trainwreck life that he likes just the way it is.

this is a man who paid for two girls to go to college he never met (and didn't tell anyone until they mentioned it) after wining big PGA money, even though he kept no savings...

watching him golf is kind of like watching a rhino ice skate, after drinking a gallon of jolt cola. Its clumbsy, but occasionally miracles happen/...

#2

Is...Having a golf show...On a golf channel...That awesome..? That joint won't see the light of day on a national network unless skirts are involved, I promise you...