Bloodhound Gang song

#1

Has anyone else heard this song? One of the funniest and some of the best euphemisms I've ever heard.... Here's the lyrics:

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the blistered ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end know my intent, though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end know my intent, though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

#2

that's why you keep the magnetic poetry away from the kids gettin high.

great song.

#3

I haven't heard it myself, maybe I can find a download....

#4

Haven't heard it so a link would be nice... /:D" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt=":D" />:D

#5

The actual music isn't that great...it's just the lyrics that I find amussing. A friend of mine in the Guard has the CD.

#6

LMMFAO @ Ham Wallet...

#7

I'll probably be stating the obvious here, yet again, LoL, but the initials of Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo spell F.U.C.K..

Makes sense?

#8

the video for this song is the nastiest thing that i have ever seen in my life

#9

fuckin sick song....

how is it nasty..sweaty girls with jackhamers and bannana cars doing through tunnels..whats better?

#10

Just gotta love that banana car..!!