Belgian movie hardman Jean-Claude Van Damme is being head-hunted to solve the world's terrorism problems, by North Korean leader Kim Jong Il's son and potential successor.
Jong Il's 24-year-old heir Kim Jong Chol has reportedly been dismissed by his father as "too girlish" to rule the country, but is a leading contender as his elder brother is currently in self-imposed exile in Europe.
And North Koreans will be interested in Kim Jong Chol's defence and foreign policies - which he proposes should be lead by the 'Muscles From Brussels'.
Inspired by Van Damme's terrorist-busting performance in 1995 film 'Sudden Death', he says: "I'd not allow weapons or atom bombs any more. I'd destroy all terrorists with the Hollywood star Jean-Claude Van Damme."
‚© Thomas Crosbie Media, 2005.
Who could make that shit up???
North Korea's answer to Terror can do the splits.
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No man, that isn't real...I've seen some incredible news shit...But...That JUST might be the most ridiculous ever...Please tell me you didn't get it from a credible source...Please...
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QUOTESteven Segal must be FURIOUS!
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man that guy is a fat fuck now.
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man that guy is a fat fuck now.
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see?...now you're looking for the Segal slo-mo beatdown...he was CIA, you know!
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it would have to be slow mo for ole stevie to be doin it....with all the breaks for fried chicken and all..
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