9 Things Someone Hates About Everyone

[Deepak]

I got this in an email.... thought it was funny enough to share with ya'll

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

[Bot]

QUOTE(Deepak)2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

Man, in my house, my dad would turn this into a man hunt. He wasn't satisfied until everyone was searching. lol

QUOTE(Deepak)5. When people say while watching a film \"did you see that?\". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

Laughed my ass off at this. /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

[Lost Ghost]

yeah this has been going around forever, but I still enjoyed it......

a couple more i can add...


10. Why do people turn down their car radio when looking for something? Since when does the volume effect your vision?

11. Why do people push the hardest on their remote when it doesnt work




but I agree with the remote one....my dad used to drag my brother and I out of our rooms to come down and look for the remote lol...

[AYHJA]

LMFAO...

My first time seeing these, but I could have written them myself...Too damn funny..

[Bot]

There were two scenarios in my house...

1) You hear dad using so many cuss words Howard Stern would blush. You step out to see what in the hell is going on, and you're pulled into the search.

2) You hear dad letting loose with the explicits, but you stay in your room. A couple minutes go by and he barges into your room asking you where the fuck the remote is. You're pulled into the search.

We favoured option 1. lol

[Pete]

My answers---



1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time- I knew a teacher who wore her watch near her shoulder... People point at their watch as a visual demonstration of their question- the person they are asking might be deaf. My aunt is hilariously ridiculous at describing everything she talks about with her hands, even her telling you how to brew some ginger for a sore throat! /:D" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt=":D" />

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually- They'd much rather get up ONCE to find the control, then get up EVERY time to change channels.

This is like chemical reactions- elements will do whatever they can and use as much energy as they can, so they can reach the lowest point of energy and be stable. Elements combine to form compounds, sharing electrons so they have a neutral charge. The extreme examples are radioactive elements- Uranium -235 really just wants to sit on its arse! But it's gonna have to blow shit up sky high to become stable Thorium.......


3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too"- that fucken annoys me too! I guess it means getting everything your own way, EVERYTHING.


4. When people say "it's always the last place you look"- It's the last place, because at first you assumed it wouldn't be there. You don't expect to leave your keys in the front door..


5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?"- Maybe they thought you were picking your toes at the time? Or just didn't notice it? There's a brief flash of a scary ghost or something against a white background in The Exorcist which is very hard to catch, almost so much you think you imagined it, so you ask other people to confirm the sighting.


6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Communication IS asking questions. You need to establish what you are communicating about first, so you can then proceed with the question. At least they didn't just start blabbering on to you, that's even more rude.


7. When something is 'new and improved!'- definitely redundant and silly. All improvements are a new "version" of something, but maybe the improvement is so different from the previous, that it virtually is "new".

8. When people say "life is short"- it physically takes a long time but doesn't always seem like that. When you are doing something that you enjoy, your mind moves more slowly, taking everything in. Therefore your mind clock slows, so one hour seems only like 10 minutes. The reverse happens when you are bored or anticipating something, when I am waiting for a bus it feels like 3 hours have gone when it's barely been 3 minutes! I fucken HATE waiting for a bus...........


9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?"- maybe that person is waiting for another bus, and is checking to see if it has come yet. Also, the person is making sure they haven't missed the bus they are waiting for, by asking if that person has missed the bus.

[Bot]

Jesus... way to rip the humour out. lol

[WAY]

LMFAO..
Now the moment's ruined.. damn..

[Lost Ghost]

yeah...wtf timbo....you seriously just ruined this thread..

No one asked for your opinions on them...and the fact that you refuted and defended some not only makes this thread less funny...but it makes you look like an idiot.

If you dont get the joke.....leave the room....don't kill it for the people who are laughing...


::shakes head:: jesus...

[emanon]

i am finding everyone's responses to Pete's breakdown more humorous than the original post