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this is actually a joke I found to be humourous and thought there may be a similar appreciation from others. This is not my original material I am just relaying it to this forum:
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An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side.

He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.

The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something really special for this lovely lady." At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweller said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The young lady was absolutely ecstatic.

The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By cheque . Now, I know you need to make sure the cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very pissed-off jeweller phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account !"

"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"

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Lost Ghost · #3

lmao..

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#5

ROTFLMAO..!!! Great joke man...

#6

Damn - I'll kill that jeweller for talking !!

#7

LMAO just too damn funny man

#8

Thats a good one. I might try that myself one day.

#9

Sounds good...I'll have to try that one

#10

with christmas coming up it certainly has crossed my mind.