natural selection rocks the beat

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ST. PARIS, Ohio -- Steven Zorn had put the pen gun to his head and clicked before, apparently thinking it was jammed and would not work.

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now you KNOW the person writing this sentence was giggling... cause -
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But on the third try, the tiny silver pistol went off as the 22-year-old budding rap artist was drinking to celebrate an impending record deal. He died at a hospital.

The Nov. 18 shooting at Zorn's home in this rural village of 2,000, about 50 miles northeast of Dayton, is believed to have been accidental, according to family, friends and law enforcement officials

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how can the THIRD TIME YOU TRY IT be accidental?
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"Steven had a career and his dreams all ahead of him," said Zorn's mother, Lisa McCoy-Horn. She said she wants lawmakers to outlaw pen guns, which are small-caliber, single-shot weapons that resemble pens.

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cause clearly pen guns are to blame when the gun doesn't jam the third time your son puts it to your head!!!
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Zorn had taught himself to play the keyboard and record tracts using inexpensive software on his home computer. He tracked down rap artist Miracle in Georgia and urged the crunk artist to listen to a CD of his original recordings.

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See that? A man GETS the dream every small-town got,.. a self-taught white rapper in a rural town of 2,000 poppin phat beats on a casio he bought at Target, and this cat actually makes it to Miracle, who makes him his progeny. and then he caps his own dome with a FUCKING PEN GUN? Damn, James Bond can't kill no one with a pen gun. This dude was cold blooded gangsta MC Natural Selection, and he don't give a F@ck if he live or die,.. being that he also trained Pit Bulls when he wasn't putting guns to his head.
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"The lyrical content was awesome," Miracle said. "He had a lot of skill. I took a liking to him, took him under my wing."

He rapped under Mr. Pit, and had some ok music, which Miracle still intends on dropping on his debut cd "Fresh Meat." A sample of Mr. Pit can be found here; http://www.daytondailynews.com/photo/co ... n_mp3.html. I can hear so much eminem and the trademark "woo-wee- woooo-weeee-wooo" ghetto whistle that Dre blow so well. But I did listen to the whole song and only rolled my eyes like fifteen times.

Proceeds from his album will help his mother spread the message that pen guns are still guns, and should not be put to your head (or other's).

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Another fine recipient of the 2005 Darwin Award...

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Posthumous Ass-Hat..?