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It reminds you not to drink too much.

Best thing about a hard-on at work?

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Knowing you can still get one..!

Best thing about pre-cum on the front of your pants as a result of an office hardon..?

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You've either been looking at good porn on the office computer or are surrounded by hot office chicks.

Best thing about having explosive diarrhea on a road trip?

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Getting to stop at some really cool rest areas...

Best thing about having leprosy..?

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You don't have to worry about wondering which finger to use to pick your nose... you only have one finger left and no nose!

Best thing about getting hit by a car?

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You prolly get sympathy from a whole bunch of ladies

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"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

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a cool scar

Best thing about tsunamis?

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Gotta love when she's a chip off the old block..!

Best thing about paper cuts..?

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Means I have been counting a lot of money!!!! :king:



Best thing about a broken leg?

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Slows you down and makes you appreciate life.



Best thing about falling on your face and breaking your nose?

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