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Pete...

That's disgusting...

Wet and gooey..? So you'd rather pull up some brown and serve. and go about your day..? Man, I think I just lost my appetite for the week..! Bro, you can't be serious...Maybe its just me, ionno, but there is some shit that no matter how many times you put the tissue there, it come round brown...So, after so many, you just say fuck it..? Pull up your britches, trousers, whatever, and head on to the outback...Uncivilized...

Butt Secks indeed..!

QUOTE(AYHJA)Pete...

That's disgusting...

Wet and gooey..? So you'd rather pull up some brown and serve. and go about your day..? Man, I think I just lost my appetite for the week..! Bro, you can't be serious...Maybe its just me, ionno, but there is some shit that no matter how many times you put the tissue there, it come round brown...So, after so many, you just say fuck it..? Pull up your britches, trousers, whatever, and head on to the outback...Uncivilized...

Butt Secks indeed..!

No way! I keep scruffin' the scrunches there until it comes back as clean as a whistle! Even if it takes half a roll!

Dude, there's always a lil bit left...As soon as you stand up, it shall wriggle free...And by God...That's disgusting...

QUOTE(AYHJA)Dude, there's always a lil bit left...As soon as you stand up, it shall wriggle free...And by God...That's disgusting...

Not with me, I always make sure it's clean- scrub hard!

remember you're not just sitting, you're squatting..............

The only way to make sure its clean with tissue is to put your finger in a little ways... :nastynate:

Tissue breaks into little balls...Wet wipes don't, making sure that you get all teh krusties and no tissue is left...Man, I'm really gonna blow some chunks in this thread...

Some decent bogroll, heck even el cheapo Home Brand, DOES work. Scrunch it right and scoop 'n' scrape, no need to go proddin'.........

I got no residual krusties there! I assure ya!

ROLFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've got tears coming down... Funniest thread ever. Really learning a lot about people... lol

Pete, no girl is gonna toss your salad if you don't use wet wipes...I promise you...Wet wipes leave you feelng fresh man, no tissue can do that for ya...You should never, and I mean NEVER shit, and not have something wet hit you...Dude, that's just wrong...You may be thinking you gettin them all, but the minute you put on some white briefs...Head out to play a little ball...Come back, you will have some stripe delight, I'll bet money on it...

QUOTE(AYHJA)Pete, no girl is gonna toss your salad if you don't use wet wipes...I promise you...Wet wipes leave you feelng fresh man, no tissue can do that for ya...You should never, and I mean NEVER shit, and not have something wet hit you...Dude, that's just wrong...You may be thinking you gettin them all, but the minute you put on some white briefs...Head out to play a little ball...Come back, you will have some stripe delight, I'll bet money on it...

Hey I'd never go for that kinda stuff without hitting the shower!


And I NEVER wear white jocks, ever, no matter how new or bright they are, they just don't look 100% clean, even if they'd never be worn!

QUOTE(AYHJA)Pete, no girl is gonna toss your salad if you don't use wet wipes...I promise you...Wet wipes leave you feelng fresh man, no tissue can do that for ya...You should never, and I mean NEVER shit, and not have something wet hit you...Dude, that's just wrong...You may be thinking you gettin them all, but the minute you put on some white briefs...Head out to play a little ball...Come back, you will have some stripe delight, I'll bet money on it...

I guess it's how you approach the matter... do you wipe your hole back 2 front or vice versa? /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />