Do You use Wet Wipes..?

#1

When I was younger, I took a shower after every number two...And would still be doing that, had I not had a kid, and discovered the brilliance and genius of comforting the asshole...

The wet wipe...

For about 70 cents, you can get a pack of 50 from Wal-Mart...For power shits (the ones that break clean, straight no chaser) one wet wipe will do the trick...If you have one of those days, maybe two, but you have to hit it with the dry tissue first, wet wipe, dry tissue, then wet wipe once more...That should do it...If it don't, take a shower...

So, am I the only one that uses wet wipes..? If not, you nasty..! Water should hit your ass evertime you blow chunks, its in the bible...

#2

Tissue has worked well for me /smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" /> beyond that... what happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom =; LOL

... and your poll questions are unfair /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

#3

when i saw the title of this post I thought to myself, "there is no way he is asking if we use baby wipes to clean our ass after taking a shit".....but sure enough here you are!?

heh

and for the record there is a dispenser of these on the back of the toilet in my bathroom, in fact my wife teases me because when we are out somewhere if I can help it I will not take care of business in a public restroom, have to do that kind of stuff "at the home office" which sometimes will cut short our trip to the market etc...

now you know....
knowledge is power!

heh em

#4

I alway's buy extra baby shit so the cashier doesn't know why I'm buying the wipe's. I know, I know it sounds stupid, maybe I need help.

#5

what you should do is buy like a case of baked beans, 10 pounts of cheese, some chilidog shili, 2 cases of beer, and a box of exlax along with your wipes. See if she looks at ya funny. If not you are wasting your money every time with the extra baby shit and can skip it in the future.

#6

Baby Oil gel is a good think to purchase with, its great for the skin...Only takes a couple of dabs to proplerly lubricate for a handjob or some self serve either...

Bot · #7

QUOTE(emanon)what you should do is buy like a case of baked beans, 10 pounts of cheese, some chilidog shili, 2 cases of beer, and a box of exlax along with your wipes. See if she looks at ya funny. If not you are wasting your money every time with the extra baby shit and can skip it in the future.

LMMFAO!!!

The topics you come up with, Ja... Insane. lol

#8

I use ordinary bogroll, does the trick.

Wet wipes- it'd feel wierd having something wet and gooey to clean it up.... ewww..

Shower after every #2- wtf? :shock: what do you do if you're stuck out in the bush? Lookin' like an emu, perched over a log with your arse directed at a hole..........

#9

Living out in the bush is one's own choice. Have fun digging them holes and collecting leaves.lol

#10

QUOTE(Buffmaster)Living out in the bush is one's own choice. Have fun digging them holes and collecting leaves.lol

hey if that's where the work is...................

One bloke had cut off his trouser leg to use as bogroll! it was hilarious!

I just carried some bogroll in me port, yet I was so held up I couldn't let go for 7 days!!!! yep, held on for a whole week!