Friday The 13th 2009

[AYHJA]

He's seen them all...

So, that's why he wants to watch this one...He's not old enough to be critical, I just think he wants to see somebody getting fucked up, which is scary enough, cdr...

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

He's seen them all...

Surely that's hyperbole?.. There must be some random slasher, vampire or zombie flicks your ass ain't thought of..

[AYHJA]

I grew up on horror...It's the only kind of shit I'll watch just because...Most things I have to read a review about...

Michael Myers, Jason, Freddy...Hills Have Eyes, both the origs and remakes...Silver Bullet, American Werewolf in London...30 Days of Night...The Ring...Exorcist...We live in a DirecTV age Homez, we have Chiller and all kids of shit showing almost around the clock...If I see horror on, we'll peep...Some hold his attention, some don't...

He won't watch them all if their very creepy, but he's intrigued by Myers and Vorhees...

[darklighter1]

I had a boss named Mike Myers...now HE was scary. Actually I worked with two guys at separate jobs named Mike Myers. Weird huh? Both douchebags though. Anyway I digress....I guess this puts the kibosh on any Freddy vs Jason II huh?

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

Apparently Freddy vs Jason vs Ash is still in the works though.. ;)

[darklighter1]

With the goin back to the beginning I'm hearing different Jig. Heard they may be doing a remake of Freddie now too. That leads me to believe the other stuff is over. Of course you guys would know more than me being horror aficionados. I just like the team up or vs. movies. Kinda takes me back to those old Wolfman vs Frankenstein movies of me youth.

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

I don't expect the Freddy remake to go over very well much like this new Friday. Where Michael Bay is involved: Be Wary As Fuck. I fully expect the 2 horror icons to be assfucked. Hard.

[AYHJA]

Freddy was probably the only horror movie that I watched besides Candyman that really, really kinda fucked my head up...I mean now, when I watch Freddy, it seems a little off, but when I first saw it...You couldn't sing that song around me without getting punched in the mouth man...Candyman...We all heard the legend of the woman in the mirror that would come for you if you closed the door and said her name in the mirror 10 times...Probably couldn't get me to do that shit to this day, lol...

So, Freddy...I may be interested in a remake, but they may make it gory instead of scary, and that's what I'd be afraid of...We're desensitized to so much shit now, its going to be hard to redo a familiar character and give a good take...

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

its going to be hard to redo a familiar character and give a good take...

uh huh. especially under Michael Bay.

Candyman still holds up. That shit is a horror gem. I need to rewatch the 2nd one though. been years since i saw it.

[raum]

Freddy was great - and then went down the whole damn hill - and came back and New Nightmare was kinda clever.

I hate horror flims cause I despise depictions of human weakness or stupidity. I was in Japan when the horror thing started jumping off, and me and some buddies were musing about how awesome a horror movie that took place at an abandoned hotel with some female marine and sailors (lots of hot tought chicks in the ranks, in our neck) on leave would be.

Like combat ready chicks, and dude starts creeping on him and thwacks a few dudes, and they just break all kinds of shit off in his ass making him pay for killing their friend.

That being said - Mirrors is horrid. like total crap. like I would brain Kiefer Sutherland for being in it, let his meat fester, and feed it to the production cast and hope they die of infection. It's that friggin bad.