Tiger's up to how many now?

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Athletes are trained for fame. So the standards you apply to your life don't normally apply to them. Micheal Jordan cheated on his wife, Doctor J, Magic Johnson as well. Heck look at retarded Kobe Bryant with his rape case. It doesn't matter how DOPE your wife is. People throw themselves at athletes and celebs all the time. Be honest, If Jessica Alba came to your door asking for some Cock would you say no?

The lifestyle of dominate athlete can't be compared to the dreams of standard male. And for the record I'm not saying Tiger or any of these adulterers are cool for what they did. I'm just saying don't say its impossible for you to do the same thing in the same situation.

I for one think being away from your family is apart of the problem.

[Skinny Bastard]

I'm not saying he's an idiot for doing it and getting caught.... I'm saying he's an idiot for whining about it being a big damn news story. It comes with the Money and the fame. Don't like it, Tiger? Then give the money back and live an ordinary life. Then your affairs, like my own, stay private unless you post about them on ayhja.com/forums .... 8-)

[AYHJA]

Here I go...

I hope that the media slays and crucifies Tiger to no end...I hope bitches come out of the wood works every time people seem to forget about it...I hope, the next time he wins a major, a hottie is in the background holding up a "Tiger drive me long time" sign in the background...

This is a fucking disgrace on multiple levels for me...

1 - As a Black Man -- Yes, I'm going to say it...Tiger went all out of his way to say that he's not black...Well nigger you are certainly black now..! You let all these people say all these offensive things (fried chicken @ the masters.!?!?!?) and didn't stand up for yourself or anyone else trying to avoid being controversial...Trying to be so damn vanilla in every way possible...As Malcolm said, "chickens coming home to roost" sounds about right...st4, that list is fucking awesome, I hope it becomes the biggest thread on AF...

2 - As a Player -- Getting caught is one thing...Getting caught like this..!?!? Unbelievable...Wifey went through your phone....Are you fucking kidding me..? I have a Billion dollars...And I have a fetish...Hmm...Lets see...How about I contact RIM, have them make me a special Blackberry...It has special security features, and even a voice changer, so nobody can record my voice when I call...Hmm, who am I talking to, Tiger Woods, or Darth Vader..? Either way, The Force is stroooong with you....So strong that if the phone is not in my hands a certain way, it locks automatically...Keep it cool RIM, here's a Mil, lets sign this non disclosure clause and I can go on about my way...

You can buy them cheap ass track phones in Dollar General for $10...I buy 100, activate them, and hand them to bitches I might want to bang...Pun intended, we call them pussy phones, you know, cause I'm Tiger...They have no voicemail and texts are deleted on receipt...No evidence..!

How about I have my own private head mistress...I get a bad bitch, silence her, take care of her, and have her find me bad bitches all over...Her job is to find me pussy...That's it...Every town I'm going to, I send her in advance...She recruits bitches, and they're waiting for me when I get there...She has them sign the forms, we do our biz, I got home and kiss my kids...

This is really the first news I've heard about this since he first had the wreck...Just like Steve McNair, I knew what had happened before it became news...Regular guys get away with this shit all the time, it behooves me that rich guys are so fucking bad at it...I mean, you walk up to bitches and say, "I'm Tiger Woods," if they know that already, then they also know why you're talking to them...Treat the shit pimp dummy, stop trying to be a nice guy...You gonna be a mack, be a fucking mack...Nobody cares who Colin Farel is fucking...Derek Jeter made it cool to be a pimp...Why are you running around like your shit don't stink..?

Getting caught up cause Wifey went through your cell..? That's about as tragic, and STUPID as it gets...I feel no pity for him...Keep 'em coming st4...

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I made my opinion known on the front page... and I also heard this afternoon that the count is now up to 10 girlies (SM... the first four or so women, the images don't show up... I don't know if it's on my end, or something else).

Here's the audio: "Hey, uh, it's Tiger."

[AYHJA]

That voicemail...Just ridiculous...

[darklighter1]

The latest....Joslyn James.



The man has a problem.

[-84]

Here I go...

I hope that the media slays and crucifies Tiger to no end...I hope bitches come out of the wood works every time people seem to forget about it...I hope, the next time he wins a major, a hottie is in the background holding up a "Tiger drive me long time" sign in the background...

This is a fucking disgrace on multiple levels for me...

1 - As a Black Man -- Yes, I'm going to say it...Tiger went all out of his way to say that he's not black...Well nigger you are certainly black now..! You let all these people say all these offensive things (fried chicken @ the masters.!?!?!?) and didn't stand up for yourself or anyone else trying to avoid being controversial...Trying to be so damn vanilla in every way possible...As Malcolm said, "chickens coming home to roost" sounds about right...st4, that list is fucking awesome, I hope it becomes the biggest thread on AF...

2 - As a Player -- Getting caught is one thing...Getting caught like this..!?!? Unbelievable...Wifey went through your phone....Are you fucking kidding me..? I have a Billion dollars...And I have a fetish...Hmm...Lets see...How about I contact RIM, have them make me a special Blackberry...It has special security features, and even a voice changer, so nobody can record my voice when I call...Hmm, who am I talking to, Tiger Woods, or Darth Vader..? Either way, The Force is stroooong with you....So strong that if the phone is not in my hands a certain way, it locks automatically...Keep it cool RIM, here's a Mil, lets sign this non disclosure clause and I can go on about my way...

You can buy them cheap ass track phones in Dollar General for $10...I buy 100, activate them, and hand them to bitches I might want to bang...Pun intended, we call them pussy phones, you know, cause I'm Tiger...They have no voicemail and texts are deleted on receipt...No evidence..!

How about I have my own private head mistress...I get a bad bitch, silence her, take care of her, and have her find me bad bitches all over...Her job is to find me pussy...That's it...Every town I'm going to, I send her in advance...She recruits bitches, and they're waiting for me when I get there...She has them sign the forms, we do our biz, I got home and kiss my kids...

This is really the first news I've heard about this since he first had the wreck...Just like Steve McNair, I knew what had happened before it became news...Regular guys get away with this shit all the time, it behooves me that rich guys are so fucking bad at it...I mean, you walk up to bitches and say, "I'm Tiger Woods," if they know that already, then they also know why you're talking to them...Treat the shit pimp dummy, stop trying to be a nice guy...You gonna be a mack, be a fucking mack...Nobody cares who Colin Farel is fucking...Derek Jeter made it cool to be a pimp...Why are you running around like your shit don't stink..?

Getting caught up cause Wifey went through your cell..? That's about as tragic, and STUPID as it gets...I feel no pity for him...Keep 'em coming st4...

:laff: The most epically funny thing you have ever posted on any board. Post of the year. Congrats...

[darklighter1]

That was awesome!! I missed that post when I threw up (pun intended) that last skank. Funny as shit Ube!! And there is another today Loredana Jolie a former PB Cyber girl of the week. The guy was fuckin everything that walked! He's a bigger player than the NBA guys.

[Skinny Bastard]

I've updated the course - I'm still curious to learn the IDs of the three unkowns....

[AYHJA]

And I gotta be honest...For me, aside from Kalika Moquin, none of these girls even come close to making me slip out on wifey and pay that 30 million...Rule #1 when it comes to fucking up and creeping out:

Never gamble if you are not willing to loose...!

You have to assume that you're going to get caught every single time you fuck up...Cause, truth be told, most do..! I mean, sooner or later, you gotta know some bitch is going to walk up to your wife and say, ''Honey, your husband is cheating on us..." It's just the law of things...

The fact that Tiger's building roster would get fucking obliterated in the Gostosa League is not helping his cause...You got a billion, hell, you're not even a bad looking guy on top of that...Why aren't you fucking Import Models and pageant contestants only..? I'm sure even his wife has asked him that shit, wow...