Tiger's up to how many now?

[Skinny Bastard]

...is it 7? is it 9? I have no idea... I lost count after 3. CDR

But honestly, WTF was he thinking? Have you seen his wife Elin Nordegren? Did I mention she is a fucking TWIN?????

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Did he really think he could get away with it just because of his money? So my biggest complaint is that he would whine about it all... I mean, I know it must be tough to be so much in the public eye and to have your dirty laundry hung out for public viewing. Get over it. It is what you signed up for.

When his golf career is over, Tiger will be remembered along with other great "sport changing" athletes: Babe Ruth and Jackie Robinson, Billie Jean King and Pelé, Michael Jordan and Bill Russell, Michael Phelps and Mark Spitz; Athletes who transcended records and statistics to redefining their respective sports.

In truth, if there is another golfer who fits that description, it is not Jack Nicklaus, whose record of 18 professional major titles is the Holy Grail that Woods has pursued since turning pro in 1996 (he has won 14), but Arnold Palmer. Even though Palmer won "only" seven major titles, he was the player who made golf wildly popular in this country, who attracted television and corporate America to the sport. And now it has been Woods taking it to another level.

He has done so by playing the game as well as anyone has ever played it. He isn't simply brilliant, he is thrilling. He has a great flair for drama and, like Palmer, always wears his heart on his sleeve on the golf course. But the similarities to Palmer end the moment Woods walks off the 18th green. Palmer embraced his fame. Woods embraces Privacy. and Now that we have some small glimpse into what goes on in private, can you blame him? Uhmmm... yes, I can.

In 1997, at the first Masters in which Woods played as a professional, he complained to Palmer. "I can't be a normal 21-year-old," he said. "I have to sign autographs all the time, talk to the media after I play, do photo shoots for my sponsors. It just never ends." Palmer responded, "You're right, Tiger, you aren't a normal 21-year-old. Normal 21-year-olds don't have $50 million in the bank. If you want to be normal, give the money back." Fast forward to now and make it a billion.

If he wanted the privacy, he should have followed Palmer's advice and given the money back. Anyone who loves the game can get out on a weekend for some golf and I would have gladly golfed with him any weekend. But he chose fame and fortune over privacy... he just couldn't live the way you need to when in the public eye.

He will always be a great athlete... but he'll never get past the stain on his personal character. He will never again be a great role model.

His legacy will always include the 7, 8, 9, (and counting) hole Ho' course he was building...

Front 9
Hole #1: the woman who started it all ... Rachel Uchitel

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Hole #2: Alleged mistress Jaimee Grubbs (reportedly has nude photos leaked)

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Hole #3: Alleged mistress Kalika Moquin

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Hole #4: Alleged mistress Cori Rist

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Hole #5: Alleged mistress Jamie Jungers

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Hole #6: Alleged mistress Mindy Lawton (WTF? Are you serious? I think I just threw-up a little bit in my mouth)

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Hole #7: Alleged mistress Holly Sampson

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Hole #8: Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 8. A former cocktail waitress from Orlando, Fla. does want to reveal her identity yet, according to her attorney Michael O’Quinn. But this she has said: at the time the affair allegedly began, she was 20 years old and met Woods at the Roxy in Orlando, where she was a VIP server.

Hole #9: Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 9 is reported to be a “sexy” British TV presenter who was single at the time, but is now married.

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Hole #10: Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 10. is reported in a UK paper to be a “sex-addicted cougar.”
Hole #11: Alleged Mistress & porn actress Joslyn James

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Hole #12: Alleged Mistress Loredana Jolie

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Hole #13: TBA
Hole #14: TBA
Hole #15: TBA
Hole #16: TBA
Hole #17: TBA
Hole #18: TBA

...more to come....

[darklighter1]

When you gots to have it....Gatorade just dropped him. And I shit you not the NAACP is going after him for not diversifying his affairs ethnicities. What...a...fuckin (no pun intended)...world..we live in.

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

LMFAO! I was just discussing this last night with a friend & we both agreed that wife is actually the most doable one. Woods thought he could probably gret away with it not due to his $ but cos he is "Cabinasian" :p :laff:

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Dude, great job, st4lker. Just what I was looking for. ;)

But to note: Tiger didn't "think" he was above any of this. He still hasn't actually admitted to cheating. He's just a freak; he was a nerd when he was younger, probably never got any nookie, then he became a "prodigy" golf-pro, garnered fame, and with that, women just flinging themselves at him. Who among us would say no to our pick of the hottest in the kitty litter who just want to hook up with you because you are the most famous sportsman in the world?! His mistake (other than never giving up the poon after marrying his Nordic Uber-Goddess) was getting married in the first place. Sure, he may have wanted kids, but if he's stupid enough to have "ho's in different area codes", (would he really think not one of them brag or namedrop?) he's not mature enough, even civil enough, to raise kids. I'm not calling him a bad father, but he certainly is careless to how this portrays his distraught wife and oblivious young'ens.

Tiger's just a donk. And a freak. Nobody chastises George Clooney, do they? Why? 'Cause he knows he's not ready to settle for just one woman ("hole", in your terms) and just free-wheels with the hottest chicks on the planet.

What a fool. Honestly, this could turn out to be the scandal of the decade. Man, nearly everybody in the media are sighing a huge relief that this story didn't break in Jan. or Feb. ... it'd get lost in the other 119 months that would follow up of the 2010 decade.

[blixa]

Go Tiger!

[Drew]

Okay, so the big story is that he crashed his car....apparently that was after his wife chased him out of the house with a golf club because she found out about this?

Someone please enligthen me. I had no idea he was even cheating (shows how much I know)...but this is a great thread. I think some of them are hotter than wifey.

[blixa]

I wonder if this was true at the time they made the ad? (the bit about him not being able to play some courses)

[¡ñ±£¿®∆L Ф¶†ïς@п]

Okay, so the big story is that he crashed his car....apparently that was after his wife chased him out of the house with a golf club because she found out about this?

Someone please enligthen me. I had no idea he was even cheating (shows how much I know)...but this is a great thread. I think some of them are hotter than wifey.

Exactly. This was before (then after) the National Enquirer was rumoured to have a publication stating Tiger had been cheating with the OG#1, Rachel U.

From what I know (I don't follow the news) this was broken and still updating from the early Friday morning after Thanksgiving. I've been following this story only from what SportsTalkRadio hosts are telling me; they seem to have the best opinion and summarizations of what has gone down each and every day of this ongoing soap-opera.

I heard some adult female was shipped off from Tiger's home just yesterday in an ambulance. Also, Ryan Longwell (of the Minnesota Vikings) is one of Tiger's neighbors in that gated community.

[trashtalkr]

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

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Santa stops after 3 Ho's!

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

^LMFAO