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BFG9000
- Terminator Mama!
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I got a shitload of them!!!
MARK ALLEN PORTWOOD!!
"I'M SWEET, BUT FUCK WITH ME AND I'LL MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOU" - SHIRLEY MANSON
"I'M SWEET, BUT FUCK WITH ME AND I'LL MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOU" - SHIRLEY MANSON
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southern_belle
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If there is an electronic singing fish in more than 3 rooms in your house, you might be a redneck!
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BFG9000
- Terminator Mama!
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You've ever shot a partridge out of a pear tree...you might be a redneck!
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MARK ALLEN PORTWOOD!!
"I'M SWEET, BUT FUCK WITH ME AND I'LL MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOU" - SHIRLEY MANSON
"I'M SWEET, BUT FUCK WITH ME AND I'LL MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOU" - SHIRLEY MANSON
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deepdiver32073
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If your dad walks you to school because you're both in the same grade... you might be a redneck.
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AYHJA
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man, these are straight coffee spitters....!!!!!!!!
If your mother-in-law doesn't take the Marlboro from between her lips when she tells the State Trooper to kiss her ass...you might be a redneck!
Too damn funny...
If your mother-in-law doesn't take the Marlboro from between her lips when she tells the State Trooper to kiss her ass...you might be a redneck!
Too damn funny...
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deepdiver32073
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If you're still professing your "LUV" of your boyfriend as the deputy is hauling him away for Domestic Battery... you might be a redneck.
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trashtalkr
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Your state's got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"
Soren Kierkegaard
Soren Kierkegaard
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