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deepdiver32073
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You might be a redneck if you go by 2 names (eg: Billy Bob, Bobbie Sue, Bubba Leroy, Madeleine Elizabeth...)
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You might be a redneck if you've never dated outside of the family
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"
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I might be a...Blackneck..?
Man, I am LMAO @ this thread, but I will state for the record that this doesn't feel right...And that is an awesome redneck joke SB..!!
Here's one I found funny: You migtht be a redneck if you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
Here's one I found funny: You migtht be a redneck if you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
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deepdiver32073
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You might be a redneck if you†™ ¢‚¬„¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¢†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¡¢‚¬Å¡‚¬†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¾¢‚¬Å¡‚¢ve ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower to put into your truck.
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Lost Ghost
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damn...straight from jeff foxworthy.....but if you guys are gonna do it.....do it right please.... you've switched the syntax.... it's
if you've ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower...to put in your truck then..... you might be a redneck
if you've never dated outside of the family then.... you might be a redneck
if you've ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower...to put in your truck then..... you might be a redneck
if you've never dated outside of the family then.... you might be a redneck
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If your mother-in-law doesn't take the Marlboro from between her lips when she tells the State Trooper to kiss her ass...you might be a redneck!
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MARK ALLEN PORTWOOD!!
"I'M SWEET, BUT FUCK WITH ME AND I'LL MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOU" - SHIRLEY MANSON
"I'M SWEET, BUT FUCK WITH ME AND I'LL MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOU" - SHIRLEY MANSON
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BFG9000
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Your daughter refuses to drive your truck because of the "honk if your horny" bumper sticker...you might be a redneck!
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MARK ALLEN PORTWOOD!!
"I'M SWEET, BUT FUCK WITH ME AND I'LL MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOU" - SHIRLEY MANSON
"I'M SWEET, BUT FUCK WITH ME AND I'LL MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOU" - SHIRLEY MANSON
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BFG9000
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You throw a beer can out the truck window and your wife shoots it....you might be a redneck!
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MARK ALLEN PORTWOOD!!
"I'M SWEET, BUT FUCK WITH ME AND I'LL MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOU" - SHIRLEY MANSON
"I'M SWEET, BUT FUCK WITH ME AND I'LL MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOU" - SHIRLEY MANSON
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BFG9000
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When there's ammunition in your Christmas stocking....you might be a redneck!
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MARK ALLEN PORTWOOD!!
"I'M SWEET, BUT FUCK WITH ME AND I'LL MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOU" - SHIRLEY MANSON
"I'M SWEET, BUT FUCK WITH ME AND I'LL MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOU" - SHIRLEY MANSON
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