Tiger's up to how many now?

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:laff:

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

I agree on why wasn't the idiot tapping celebs/supermodels. they would have been discreet as the they had reps to protect too. Fucking nobodies is dangerous as these women have nothing to lose in making shit pubic <(not a mispelling) knowledge. As for the race thing Ja mentioned, I'm still laughing at his "Cablinasian" comment 12 years on.

[darklighter1]

Now see I really like hole numbers 1,2,5 & 12 (from IO's chronology). The rest to me are road hogs. Love the NY Post headlines....




And his texts with number 2...

Spoiler:

Tiger: Hey Sexy I can’t come out this week. Something came up family wise (July 20, 3:04 p.m.)

Jaimee: That’s okay I hope everything is fine … would have liked to see you

Tiger: We will make it happen

Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday (July 26, 11: 22 p.m.)

Tiger: what kind of present your naked body

Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone

Tiger: alone with him that is

Jaimee: haha I wish

Jaimee: miss u (Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.)

Tiger: now that’s hot so who is your new boy toy

Jaimee: no new boy toy … still running dry… been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months :(

Tiger: I need you

Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u

Tiger: I will wear you out soon

Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing
Tiger: really. Where

Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it … is on my cheek below my eye … implanted a little diamond

Tiger: send it again. I didn’t pick up on that

Tiger: you just need some attention from me

Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)

Jaimee: I don’t even have someone I am dating … no … u can be my boyfriend ;)

Tiger: then I am

Jaimee: I wish

Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together

Tiger: when was the last time you got laid

Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha (Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.)

Tiger: oh god

Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf

Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf ;)

Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding

Tiger: I know sexy

Jaimee: is it orange county time yet? (Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.)

Tiger: oh stop :)

Jaimee: hahaha I know … but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me … im finding myself watching sports center … haha j/k it isn’t that bad

Tiger: its never been that bad

Jaimee: very true … I only watch football

Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.

Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special

Tiger: why do I not believe that?

Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.

Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself

Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u … the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn’t and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing

Tiger: you are wrong I’m bone thugs in harmon

Jaimee: Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week (Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m.)

Tiger: I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport

Tiger: don’t text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now

Tiger: send me something very naughty (Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m.)

Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol … besides im at work

Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it

Jaimee: haha ur too much

Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport :( I am lonely now … i like falling asleep in your arms (Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.)

Tiger: sorry baby I just can’t sleep. Its just a problem I have.

Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning

Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn’t sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more … find out why I keep falling more and more for u ;)

Tiger: Because I’m blasian :)

Tiger: I’m sorry babe. Im already home.

Jaimee: I’m putting my underwear back on … thats a no no … come take them off

Tiger: :) you are too funny

Tiger: happy thanksgiving to you (Nov. 26, 11:16 a.m.)

Jaimee: u too love

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

LMFAO @ "cos i'm blasian" in the transcript.

[¡ñ±£¿®∆L Ф¶†ïς@п]

I would have used the spoiler tags, DL, but yeah, that's good. Even if it is a week late, it had to be posted.

my chuckle:

Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf

Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf

Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding

[AYHJA]

Tiger: I will wear you out soon

How the fuck...Was Tiger ever good at the game of golf spitting shit like that..!?!?!? I mean, this nigga man...OMG...!! ''Blasian''..?!?!? ROFL...

Dude is a joke cuz, he can never ever overcome this...

"Tiger: you are wrong I’m bone thugs in harmon"

Fasho.!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laff: :laff: :laff: TFF

[jdog]

When you gots to have it....Gatorade just dropped him. And I shit you not the NAACP is going after him for not diversifying his affairs ethnicities. What...a...fuckin (no pun intended)...world..we live in.

LOL! That NAACP part is funny.

You know what, I don't care how attractive the wife is. If she's a bitch and doesn't make her man happy then she deserves no less. Really though, that's a lot of temptation for Tiger. Seems like he's putting golf aside for a while. Although I just read that his wife purchased a new home somewhere. Looks like someone's moving out?

[AYHJA]

If she's a bitch that don't put out, you don't marry her...If you marry her, and she stops putting out, you divorce her ass and find someone that rarely wears panties...Tiger just got all caught up in his own bullshit, and just got a swift kick in the nuts by reality...I'm almost sure somebody should disband the NAACP, lol...

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lol........

[AYHJA]

So much for the fucking ''Kobe Special'' lmao