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Habib wrote:jdog, how many percent of women do this? I will be willing to bet that it is less than 15% and most of it will probably be in the USA.

A lot more than 15% but I will most likely agree that it's more common in the USA.

Anyway, good luck on the carpet cleaning. :p My rule is that if you don't want to do something then you don't have to. You can easily touch her there or use sex toys and still give her pleasure (if that is your goal). Nothing says you have to put your head down in an area an inch from her shithole and has blood, urine and even random bacterial discharge coming out of it. Have you ever seen a vagina with a yeast infection? Just think of cottage cheese coming out of it. Nice image, eh?

Oh man jdog, you are going to give me nightmares with your intense wordy descriptions that create this vulgar graphic image in my mind.

Sex toys are cool, it is just that you do not get that feeling of psychological achievement that you made her feel good you know?

Habib wrote:Oh man jdog, you are going to give me nightmares with your intense wordy descriptions that create this vulgar graphic image in my mind.

Sex toys are cool, it is just that you do not get that feeling of psychological achievement that you made her feel good you know?

When you are with a woman for a while you get to experience all of the negatives of their vagina as well. :silly:

You can get her off a lot quicker with sex toys than with your tongue. You also won't get a sore jaw or neck cramps either. ;)

Wow, this topic got completely hillarious...

Habib, if you want to make shit simple, you need to find a woman that you're so damn attracted to you'll go down on her and more...When you love a girl so much that you just want to see her happy, you'll be fine...

Alternatively..? Get yourself a cougar...She'll be mature and hopefully hot enough to tell you exactly what to do to make a woman happy...All my best sexual experiences have absolutely been with older women...It's fantastic...

You know what Über, that is my absolute dream fantasy lol. For years now. The day I can get with a 30 - 35 year old woman, it will be such a huge relief. How great that would be.

Easier said than done though, considering women like guys that are older and not younger you know?

Habib wrote:You know what Über, that is my absolute dream fantasy lol. For years now. The day I can get with a 30 - 35 year old woman, it will be such a huge relief. How great that would be.

Easier said than done though, considering women like guys that are older and not younger you know?

That's why he said "cougar". Those are old women that do pursue younger men. It's usually women in their 40's that go after men in their 20's. Women in their 30's, if single, are still trying to latch onto a man of similar age so they don't feel old themselves.

I see. Still though, kind of tough approaching a 40 year old woman. You also cannot find them in clubs.

Habib wrote:I see. Still though, kind of tough approaching a 40 year old woman. You also cannot find them in clubs.

Look in bars, not clubs.

Oh, and here's some more for you: http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/14/sean-king ... el-singer/

Note that police have deemed an investigation was not necessary as the women are not credible. So, what are the women going to do? File a civil lawsuit and try to get: MONEY

Find you a professional Coug Homez, a woman with a job and got shit going on...You won't have all those crazy little attachment issues and what not that you have with young girls...More than likely, they'll be into you and be willing to coach you a little bit...That's the ticket Champ...

1st - How have I missed this post? :?:
2nd - Going down on a woman is an art and a pleasure. :dance:
3rd - Damn, I'm starting to think that jdog and I are twin brothers with different mothers (but maybe the same bitch?) :p