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While we wait fopr Ahyja to post a top ten, I thought you would enjoy this little story... (I'm sure it's an urban legend...but what the hell, I enjoyed it)...

Advertising Viagra

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!)

When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.

The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.

The top ten were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your winkie. This is your winkie on drugs.

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

I'm glad someone appreciates my sense of humor...

My list of the top ten things that sound dirty at golf.........



10. Nuts... my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of my putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome? (or "care to make it a threesome?")

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.


1. Hold up... I need to wash my balls first before we move to the next hole.

Computer Nastiness from the song dot com by Usher:

1) Get on my laptop so I can download.
2) Baby log on and let me make you dot com.
3) I wanted to link up with you.
4)I can't wait to give you mega bytes.
5) I got all the memory you'll need.
6) With you I can use my f keys.
7) Let my fingers do the talking.
8) I can see you want my hard drive.
9) I want to shift and control you.


Only 9.....but maybe it'll get Uber going.

OMG TFF...You guys are killin me here.LMAO now need to change the panties lol

I sooo stole this online lol..but enjoy!

Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't:..



1 "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

2 "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

3 "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

4 "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

5 "That's one huge breast!"

6 "How many are coming?"

7 "I'll just burst if I don't undo my pants!"

8 "Are you ready for seconds yet?"

9 "Are you going to come again next time?"

10 "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

11 "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

12 "Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."

13 "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

14 "You still have a little bit on your chin."

15 "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

16 "How long will it take after you stick it in?"

17 "You'll know it's ready when th thingy pops up."

18 "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

19 "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

20 "Just lay back and take it easy... I'll do the rest."

21 "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

22 "Don't play with your meat."

23 "It's Cool Whip time!"

I will take some dark meat, with cool whip, and play with it for $200 Alex.

How about "The Top Ten Reasons Why KRAMER is a Fag"

1- he is a fag
2 - he is a big fag
3 - he is a big fucking fag
4 - etc. etc. ad infinitum