Here are the rules for this thread:
1) choose an innocent, non-sexual topic... like fly fishing (for example).
2) put together your list of terms related to the topic that sound dirty (when taken out of context) but really aren't.
3) post your list of the top 10 terms you come up with... It's that simple.
Since I mentioned Fly Fishing... I'll start things off by giving you...
My top 10 Fly Fishing terms that sound Dirty but really aren't
-10- Having a Fast Action Rod (or It's cousin ... the Slow Action Rod)
-9- Catch and release
-8- Bending your Rod (related to Rod Flex (stiff or loose rod) & or Tip Bend...)
-7- Getting some action (heavy or light) as in: "I am getting some heavy action with my nymph" ... and on that note...
-6- Sinking a Wet Nymph
-5- Whipping the tip (something only beginners do)
-4- Hair bug(s) (doesn't it just sound nasty?)
-3- Shooting Head
-2- Slurping in the surface scum &
-1- Palmering your Wooly Bugger
All valid, verifiable fly fishing terms / sayings!
A few more I considered that didn't quite make my list: Large Rise (Small Rise), Bimini Twist, Belly boat, Double haul, Dropper, Dry fly (Wet fly), Emerger, Grip (including the cigar grip, full-wells grip, half-wells grip, and my favorite the Superfine Grip), Keeper, Popper, Running line, Sink Tip, Stripping guide (& Stripping), Tail out (& Tailing), and Snake Guides
I haven't been here long, but it doesn't take long to recognize that there are some creative people here...
so...let's see your lists!
Top ten lists that sound dirty...but aren't
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Top ten lists that sound dirty...but aren't
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Top 10 SCUBA phrases that sound dirty...
10. Just use a slow steady stroke.
9. You want to go down?
8. Let's get wet!
7. Go deeper!
6. I'm just wearing my skin.
5. Is your tickle stick ready?
4. Don't shoot your spear off too early.
3. She blew 80 in an hour.
2. There's a cave I want to explore!
1. Are you certified for penetration?
10. Just use a slow steady stroke.
9. You want to go down?
8. Let's get wet!
7. Go deeper!
6. I'm just wearing my skin.
5. Is your tickle stick ready?
4. Don't shoot your spear off too early.
3. She blew 80 in an hour.
2. There's a cave I want to explore!
1. Are you certified for penetration?
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Very Nice DeepDiver ... That's the spirit!
Your lists show some great creativity. As you have shown, the key is to go with what you know!
Personally, I spent a portion of my early career as a broker. In fact I still carry my licenses. The investment industry is loaded with sexual terms so I started to list a few that quickly came to mind. Within minutes, I ended up with 40+ terms and I'll be damned if i can narrow it down to just 10 favorites. So here they are alphabetically:
After Hours Trading (or active trading for that matter)
Asset Play
At-The-Opening
Backspread
Bear Flattener or Bull Flattener - (I don't know why these sound like interesting sex toys you might find in the bedroom. they describe 2 different environments that result in short and long term rates converging...flattening the curve … hmmm flattening the curve … maybe I should add that one!)
Box Size (why does this make me giggle?)
Broad-Based Index (AKA: the rating system found in my little black book?)
Descending Tops (CDR - ain't gravity a bitch?)
Firm
Flash Price (this does not refer to the number of beads offered at Mardi Gras)
FOK order - (a trading acronym pronounced fuk that stands for a Fill or Kill trading order. Sometimes you get a lot of FOKers on the floor at the exchange. One of my favorites is to hear somebody place a "FOK At-The-Opening" order. )
Foreign exchange (I really need to travel.. wink wink )
Freeriding (see above comment)
Horizontal Channel
Limited liability partnership (because she IS of legal age...)
Long put
Naked, Naked Position, Naked Put, Naked Straddle, etc.
Not-Held Order
Options - naked options (including naked calls and naked puts), long options, spreads, straddles, naked spreads, naked straddles, butterfly spreads, etc. etc.
Pairoff
Pairs Trade
Pickup Swap
Pink Sheets
Position Limit ('cause i can only bend so far...)
Position Trader
Protective Stop
Runaway Gap
Runoff
Sensex
Short Against the Box
Short Interest
Short Squeeze
Sideways
Signaling Approach
Spreads - Crush Spread - Market Maker Spread - Ratio Spread - Naked spread (see options)
Substitution Swap
Swing High
Switching and Swing Trading (for those of you who are bi)
Ultimate Oscillator (I don't think I should comment further on this one.... )
Up Volume
Weekend Effect
Whipsaw
Wide Open
With Discretion
... and even though there is nothing sexual about this term... It always makes me laugh...
Dead Cat Bounce - A term that describes a temporary recovery from a bear market, after which the market continues to fall.
Ever heard the saying, Even a dead cat will bounce if dropped from high enough
Your lists show some great creativity. As you have shown, the key is to go with what you know!
Personally, I spent a portion of my early career as a broker. In fact I still carry my licenses. The investment industry is loaded with sexual terms so I started to list a few that quickly came to mind. Within minutes, I ended up with 40+ terms and I'll be damned if i can narrow it down to just 10 favorites. So here they are alphabetically:
After Hours Trading (or active trading for that matter)
Asset Play
At-The-Opening
Backspread
Bear Flattener or Bull Flattener - (I don't know why these sound like interesting sex toys you might find in the bedroom. they describe 2 different environments that result in short and long term rates converging...flattening the curve … hmmm flattening the curve … maybe I should add that one!)
Box Size (why does this make me giggle?)
Broad-Based Index (AKA: the rating system found in my little black book?)
Descending Tops (CDR - ain't gravity a bitch?)
Firm
Flash Price (this does not refer to the number of beads offered at Mardi Gras)
FOK order - (a trading acronym pronounced fuk that stands for a Fill or Kill trading order. Sometimes you get a lot of FOKers on the floor at the exchange. One of my favorites is to hear somebody place a "FOK At-The-Opening" order. )
Foreign exchange (I really need to travel.. wink wink )
Freeriding (see above comment)
Horizontal Channel
Limited liability partnership (because she IS of legal age...)
Long put
Naked, Naked Position, Naked Put, Naked Straddle, etc.
Not-Held Order
Options - naked options (including naked calls and naked puts), long options, spreads, straddles, naked spreads, naked straddles, butterfly spreads, etc. etc.
Pairoff
Pairs Trade
Pickup Swap
Pink Sheets
Position Limit ('cause i can only bend so far...)
Position Trader
Protective Stop
Runaway Gap
Runoff
Sensex
Short Against the Box
Short Interest
Short Squeeze
Sideways
Signaling Approach
Spreads - Crush Spread - Market Maker Spread - Ratio Spread - Naked spread (see options)
Substitution Swap
Swing High
Switching and Swing Trading (for those of you who are bi)
Ultimate Oscillator (I don't think I should comment further on this one.... )
Up Volume
Weekend Effect
Whipsaw
Wide Open
With Discretion
... and even though there is nothing sexual about this term... It always makes me laugh...
Dead Cat Bounce - A term that describes a temporary recovery from a bear market, after which the market continues to fall.
Ever heard the saying, Even a dead cat will bounce if dropped from high enough
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QUOTE(Lost Ghost)you didnt steal that list from off line?
Nope... It's a Mr. SM original!
although I admit that this isn't the 1st forum I have posted it in... I will say that I have much higher expectations from this forum however. Many more creative types here!
Nope... It's a Mr. SM original!
although I admit that this isn't the 1st forum I have posted it in... I will say that I have much higher expectations from this forum however. Many more creative types here!
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Damn, I've been wanting to participate in this thread since I first saw it, but my hobby is this forum, and hardly none of the terms are funky sounding, LoL...But maybe I am thinking too hard...Do you have any more examples..?
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QUOTE(AYHJA)Damn, I've been wanting to participate in this thread since I first saw it, but my hobby is this forum, and hardly none of the terms are funky sounding, LoL...But maybe I am thinking too hard...Do you have any more examples..?
Great Job, southern_belle! Hopefully she gave you some ideas, AYHJA.
If not....
well then....
I present Mr. SM's top 10 bowling terms that sound dirty but really aren't:
- 10 - Back End (these can be described as wet or dry which will impact your ball action)
- 9 - Preferred Spin Axis
- 8 - Axis of Rotation
- 7 - Core Torque (hmmmm - core torque!)
- 6 - Balance Hole (for when you are with a gymnist!)
- 5 - Ball Track (or ball action for that matter)
- 4 - Hook Potential (would you pay to be with her?)
- 3 - Stroker
- 2 - Radius of Gyration (RG for short - I knew a woman whose RG during orgasm pretty much included her whole freakin' body - she was like a human vibrator ) & my number one pick
- 1 - Pin In / Pin Out (we all love the basics!)
Honorable Mention (in alphabetical order) Cranker, D-Scale, Flare Potential, Friction, Heads, Length, Mass-Bias, Mid-lane, Pines, Positive Axis Point (PAP), Pro-Glide, Revolutions, Skid/Flip, & Tweener
Great Job, southern_belle! Hopefully she gave you some ideas, AYHJA.
If not....
well then....
I present Mr. SM's top 10 bowling terms that sound dirty but really aren't:
- 10 - Back End (these can be described as wet or dry which will impact your ball action)
- 9 - Preferred Spin Axis
- 8 - Axis of Rotation
- 7 - Core Torque (hmmmm - core torque!)
- 6 - Balance Hole (for when you are with a gymnist!)
- 5 - Ball Track (or ball action for that matter)
- 4 - Hook Potential (would you pay to be with her?)
- 3 - Stroker
- 2 - Radius of Gyration (RG for short - I knew a woman whose RG during orgasm pretty much included her whole freakin' body - she was like a human vibrator ) & my number one pick
- 1 - Pin In / Pin Out (we all love the basics!)
Honorable Mention (in alphabetical order) Cranker, D-Scale, Flare Potential, Friction, Heads, Length, Mass-Bias, Mid-lane, Pines, Positive Axis Point (PAP), Pro-Glide, Revolutions, Skid/Flip, & Tweener
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OK, since no one else wants to play (or maybe you are all just missing the creative gene...
Here is my top ten list for this week.
Mr. SM's top ten list of rock climbing terms that sound dirty but really aren't:
-10- Bounce testing
-9- Jamming (Finger jam - Finger lock - Fist Jam - Hand Jam)
-8- Screamer (don't ya just love'em)
-7- Flared Crack (Don't get me started with this one)
-6- Italian hitch (Going to Italy in June...might have to try this out)
-5- Pinkpoint
-4- Jug (or Jugging) (fondled mammories...errr.... I mean fond old memories....)
-3- Face Climbing
-2- Ice Screw (what can i say, the bitch was cold)
-1- Doing the wild Elvis :shock:
Honorable mention: Whipper, Quickdraw, Natural Protection, Fixed protection, Lay back, Hidden Hold, Fixed Rope, Alpine Style, Bouldering (reminds me of dating...), Front Pointing (resulting from heavy bouldering... /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" /> ), Ascenders, and Dead Hang (I hate when that happens)
Enjoy your week!
8) Mr. SM 8)
Here is my top ten list for this week.
Mr. SM's top ten list of rock climbing terms that sound dirty but really aren't:
-10- Bounce testing
-9- Jamming (Finger jam - Finger lock - Fist Jam - Hand Jam)
-8- Screamer (don't ya just love'em)
-7- Flared Crack (Don't get me started with this one)
-6- Italian hitch (Going to Italy in June...might have to try this out)
-5- Pinkpoint
-4- Jug (or Jugging) (fondled mammories...errr.... I mean fond old memories....)
-3- Face Climbing
-2- Ice Screw (what can i say, the bitch was cold)
-1- Doing the wild Elvis :shock:
Honorable mention: Whipper, Quickdraw, Natural Protection, Fixed protection, Lay back, Hidden Hold, Fixed Rope, Alpine Style, Bouldering (reminds me of dating...), Front Pointing (resulting from heavy bouldering... /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" /> ), Ascenders, and Dead Hang (I hate when that happens)
Enjoy your week!
8) Mr. SM 8)
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