A little bit late, but still a good recipe
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 7:26 pm
Christmas Cookie Recipe (follow directions closely)
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
2 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
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Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar... Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try
another
cup .... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried
druit gets tuck in the beaterers just pry loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of
salt, or something. Who Giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a
spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to
beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
2 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
-----------------------------------------------------
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar... Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try
another
cup .... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried
druit gets tuck in the beaterers just pry loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of
salt, or something. Who Giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a
spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to
beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS!