Yo Momma
- deepdiver32073
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Yo momma so fat and ugly, she had to sling her tit around the corner just to get you to nurse.
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Yo mamma is so fat, when she falls off the bottom step, she causes a 7.6 earthquake
Big Red died 23 NOV 2001
You owe your success to your first wife. You owe your second wife to your success---Sean Connery
You owe your success to your first wife. You owe your second wife to your success---Sean Connery
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Yo momma is so stupid she thought an innuendo was an Italian supository
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"
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Yo momma is so fat, she'd get stuck walking thru a Airport Hanger door that a Jumbo jet could pass with plenty of room to spare.
Big Red died 23 NOV 2001
You owe your success to your first wife. You owe your second wife to your success---Sean Connery
You owe your success to your first wife. You owe your second wife to your success---Sean Connery
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Yo momma is so stupid, she thought I was her son.
Big Red died 23 NOV 2001
You owe your success to your first wife. You owe your second wife to your success---Sean Connery
You owe your success to your first wife. You owe your second wife to your success---Sean Connery
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Yo momma's so skinny, instead of taking the bus to visit kin, she just mails herself... and it only takes a 39 cent stamp!
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- deepdiver32073
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Yo momma's so fat, every time she goes to McDonald's, the sign changes to add another Billion Hamburgers sold.
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