warning labels

[Buffmaster]

A warning on an electric router made for carpenters cautions, "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."

A warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user: "Remove child before folding."

A bottle of prescription sleeping pills says, "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

A sticker on a toilet at a public facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan actually warns: "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."

A CD player carries this unusual warning: "Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult.

An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter cautions, "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use "while sleeping or unconscious."

A container of underarm deodorant says, "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."

A cartridge for a laser printer warns, "Do not eat toner."

A household iron warns users: "Never iron clothes while they are being worn."

A label with a hair dryer reads, "Never use hair dryer while sleeping."

A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: "Not intended for highway use."

A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, "Do not drive with sunshield in place."

A bathroom heater says: "This product is not to be used in bathrooms."

A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: "May irritate eyes."

A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."

A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: "Caution: Risk of Fire."

A box of birthday cake candles says: "DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity."

"Do not use snow blower on the roof."

"Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."

[deepdiver32073]

One that totally cracked me (and my brothers) up was right after my Dad's pacemaker surgery. We were reading the Warrenty information which stated something along the lines of... "This warrenty is only good for the initial user, any other uses renders this warrenty null and void."

Can someone PLEASE tell me what the market is for used pacemakers?!? If the resale value is up there... well, Dad's kinda old anyway...

[Buffmaster]

What about the flavor saver packets in bags of Beef Jerky that say 'Do not eat'. I bet some stupid mother farker ate it and then sued the fuck out of the company.

[trashtalkr]

I liked this one "A container of underarm deodorant says, "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."

Ever go out with that person that was great and everything but just had that one stinky eye?

[emanon]

QUOTE(Buffmaster) 
A sticker on a toilet at a public facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan actually warns: "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."  

This was the only one that did not surprise me. Those UofM students are not always the brightest and after the big incident they had in '90 it became a city ordinance to put that label up in restrooms that had a high student traffic; in the restrooms the athletes use they actually had to post a guard to make sure they were not having a hard time reading the sign and drinking the toilet water anyway.


[/wolverinebash]

Go Spartans!

[Bot]

QUOTE(deepdiver32073)One that totally cracked me (and my brothers) up was right after my Dad's pacemaker surgery. We were reading the Warrenty information which stated something along the lines of... "This warrenty is only good for the initial user, any other uses renders this warrenty null and void."

Can someone PLEASE tell me what the market is for used pacemakers?!?  If the resale value is up there... well, Dad's kinda old anyway...

LMMFAO!!!!!!!! By far the funniest thing I've read in a long while... /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

[WAY]

What ever happened to the one about that packet of peanuts that says "May contain traces of peanuts"..?

[Lost Ghost]

lmao @ what TT said....that one got me laughing too.