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One year with the same bullshit in the Trolls and whores? The place where DD never leaves? Inovate people e.g.:

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User A
Question1: Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah?
Question2: Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah?

User B
Just one Answer: Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah

I don‚´t think it's gonna be a successful entertaining thread, but if we're lucky it may expose the player to the act of thinking.

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I think it's a cool concept, but perhaps another example and a little clarification would be in order. My assumption is that the 2 questions should appear unrelated (i.e. different topics) but that the answer should be a viable answer for either/both. For example....

I post: Why did God create mosquitos?
and: What is Fapper's purpose with this thread?

Someone else answers: To annoy the hell out of us....

The point is to make it difficult but not impossible (don't ask contradicting questions like "Who do you admire most in life?" and "If you could kill someone, who would it be?" . Doing so would just be stupid. Also, questions that require an explanation are possibly/probably going to get the best results.)

So... I'll kick things off with these two questions:
1) Why do birds fly south for the winter?
2) What is it about Actors and Actresses that makes them think we care about their politics?

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They only think about themselves

1) Why do we breathe?
2) Why are we all on this site?
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

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Because we need to satisfy our base Physiological (biological needs) before we can realize Safety, Love/belonging, Status (esteem) and lastly, Self-actualization....at least according to Maslow.

1) Why can we put a man on the moon but we can't do an accurate weather forecast?

2) What was Houston thinking when they passed up the opportunity to draft Reggie Bush?

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Our world is filled with fucking idiots

1) What is the meaning of life?

2) Why are people so stupid?
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"

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(That/Because) You can't make sense of making sense of things that don't make sense...

1) What am I going to do with this awesome ass PC I have..?
2) What is it about state fairs that they are so fucking expensive..?
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you're still gonna pay a lot of money to buy more "shinny" shit that will be obsolete once you finish the commercial transtaction.

1) Why does people think that tunning their cars makes them original?
2) Why do most pornstars wait till the half of their carreer to shoot anal sex?

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Because they don't have an original thought in their heads.

1) Why don't the truly valuable people in our society earn the most money?
2) Why is dog shit slippery?

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