Girls night out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
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that was pretty funny...
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Let Me try....
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Irishman says, œAye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin, there™s a better one. At McDougal™s, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and McDougal himself will buy your third drink!
The others agree that sounds like a nice place.
Then the Italian says, œYeah, that™s a nice bar, but where I come from, there™s a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there™s this place, Vinny™s. At Vinny™s, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Vinny buys you anudda drink.
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Polish guy says, œYou think that™s great? Where I come from, there™s this place called Warshowski™s. At Warshowski™s, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!
œWow! say the other two. œThat™s fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?
œNo, replies the Polish guy, œbut it happened to my sister!
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Irishman says, œAye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin, there™s a better one. At McDougal™s, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and McDougal himself will buy your third drink!
The others agree that sounds like a nice place.
Then the Italian says, œYeah, that™s a nice bar, but where I come from, there™s a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there™s this place, Vinny™s. At Vinny™s, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Vinny buys you anudda drink.
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Polish guy says, œYou think that™s great? Where I come from, there™s this place called Warshowski™s. At Warshowski™s, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!
œWow! say the other two. œThat™s fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?
œNo, replies the Polish guy, œbut it happened to my sister!
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