The Impossible Choice Game....

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In this game, you have to choose between the 2 alternatives offered by the member posting before you.
Here's the first choice:

Sucked into a hay baling machine, skinned alive, then baled and wrapped in twine and left to die in the sun on a Saskatchewan grain farm.
Wolves eat your genitals, but spit out the penis and leave to hunt for larger prey.
Even rodents and vermin will not go near that tiny penis.
Then you die.

OR

On a fine September morning, you are sucked into the engine of a jet aircraft while skydiving, getting stuck at the waist with your legs and lower torso turned into raw hamburger, causing the airplane filled with all of your family, relatives and friends aboard to perform a death spiral into a field in Shanksville Pennsylvania.
While waiting to die, you make a cell phone call to your boss in New York City to tell him you won't be in to work on Wednesday morning at the brokerage in the North World Trade Tower, but no one answers.
Pissed off, you make a prank call to a random person claiming that you are her son and the plane has been hijacked by terrorists. When she asks what that terrible noise in the background is, you scream "Lou Rawls" because you are a racist who hates black music; she misunderstands and later tells others that you said "Let's ROLL".
Then you die.

Choose now, and give the next person an impossible choice....

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