Test Your Comedian Acumen -- Guess the Performer...

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Guess the famous Comedian from this summary of his act:

World hunger can be solved easily. With U-Hauls.

Are you starving in Darfur?
Just look around yourself...
What do you see?
SAND! Nothing but sand, you idiot!
Nothing grows in sand -- get it!?!?
If you live in a desert you can't grow any food.
You will starve to death.

So MOVE to where the food is!
Put all your shit and skinny-assed kids in a U-Haul and MOVE!
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What's his Name? _______________________________ .

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Assuming its cheating to Google, lol, I'll just say...George Carlin..?

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One of the best comedians of all time, Sam Kinison, died in a drunk driver hit and run 'accident'.
The U-Haul bit was one of his best known sketches; he debuted it in his first appearance on the David Letterman show in 1990.

Here he is, at Rodney Dangerfield's club.

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Love this guy's comedy style!
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