[Poll] Number #1 Way to Tell If A Girl Likes You

[AYHJA]

I'm doing this thread for the socially inept, such as myself...Although I'm sure that this poll would work much better if we have girls, I'm going to poke around and ask random chicks to put me together a top 3 so that I can get a good assessment...We are not talking about thinking about having your babies...Just, 'Oh, he's cute, I think I want to talk to him' interested, and then from there, to know if she's thinking more...

And don't just say 'flirting' because that is very vague...I'm talking borderline, moron here guys, like need an anvil dropped on your fucking head type shit...Which means be very specific...Like, if you're in the club dancing and she grabs your balls or something...

I have had either extremely good luck or bad luck when it comes to this...If I end up liking a girl that liked me first, I have yet to know it until after I've said something...I have never noticed a girl checking me out, I do not catch clues, I do not follow hints...A dance in the club is a dance in the club...If I buy a girl a drink, I'm feeling generous...Since I've gotten out of high school, I have hooked up with girls in the following ways...

1. Complete and utter random acts (I met my college sweetheart in a chatroom bullshitting)
2. Utterly ignorant (Walking up to a girl already on a date)
3. Being introduced (My second favorite)
4. Product of the enviroment (The workplace)
5. She put my hand on her titty (What a great way to cut to the chase)

List some others lets get a consensus..!

[darklighter1]

Wait a minute....women talk to you guys?

[¡ñ±£¿®∆L Ф¶†ïς@п]

I noticed that women who might've been interested in me in the past merely came up to talk to me as I was walking, or told me to come sit down to talk with them. I think it was very much the cadence in which they greeted me that gave the signal away: funny that I never reacted to it at all. I'm very much a "dual-personality" kind of guy, so on the one hand, I go, "wow, I seem to be really popular with the ladies (at the very least, comfortable enough in the presence... I know some male gay friends may have this "in" with girls, but I don't really give off that sort of demeanor) but on the flip side, I think to myself, "so you may them eating out of your hands, but it doesn't help you if your hand's always in your pocket, or if I don't have enough scratch to buy the right birdseed", you know?

Now as I look back, I should have at least sparked something up, anything, instead of just letting those opportunities fade away, for now I am here eating a bowl of cereal without any milk or without a spoon. :roll:
(corn flakes, if you were wondering)

[darklighter1]

I noticed that women who might've been interested in me in the past merely came up to talk to me as I was walking, or told me to come sit down to talk with them. I think it was very much the cadence in which they greeted me that gave the signal away: funny that I never reacted to it at all. I'm very much a "dual-personality" kind of guy, so on the one hand, I go, "wow, I seem to be really popular with the ladies (at the very least, comfortable enough in the presence... I know some male gay friends may have this "in" with girls, but I don't really give off that sort of demeanor) but on the flip side, I think to myself, "so you may them eating out of your hands, but it doesn't help you if your hand's always in your pocket, or if I don't have enough scratch to buy the right birdseed", you know?

Now as I look back, I should have at least sparked something up, anything, instead of just letting those opportunities fade away, for now I am here eating a bowl of cereal without any milk or without a spoon. :roll:
(corn flakes, if you were wondering)

WOW! That was pretty deep. Almost poetic. I'll channel Bill Murray here and say chicks dig me cause I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.

Cornflakes huh man?.....wow...

[¡ñ±£¿®∆L Ф¶†ïς@п]

Yeah, I hate corn flakes. Shows you exactly how much my life degenerated due to silence and inaction when it comes to matters of love and likability of the fairer sex.

[luvbugin]

If a girl likes you, she'll try to be around you. She'll be chatty just to keep you near. If a girl is overly sexual, she's just looking for attention.

[AYHJA]

I think I'm on to something here luv, kinda just like what you said...I just talked to two cute girls...Both of them said that more than likely, they would ask the guy if they wanted to hang out or something...

Typical deep south, girls here can like a guy, think he's cute and want to get to know him, but won't really say that...They'll mask it with a sentiment closer to the one above...This is quite an interesting study..!

I swear, I would have NEVER EVER thought of that...Man, girls love to hang around me...But that's cause I'm retarded...He's funny, so lets hang with him again...I was always most popular in the yearbook and all that, but that didn't lead me to any extra trim...A girl saying she wanted to hang out with me would never translate into any form of like in my mind...

[Skinny Bastard]

for me - eye contact is a consistent tell... But maybe that is in part because I use it for the same...

[Sir Jig-A-Lot]

If she really likes you, she'll make love to your cock with her mouth instead of just blowing/sucking it.

[g00b3r]

Making excuses for you guys to hang out.........if you like something i.e. your xBox, you make excuses to friends, family, and loved ones in order to sit down with your xBox right? Chicks do the same thing with guys they like. The best advice, quit trying to over analyze the situation and just ride it out. :)