Pick Up Lines

#1

Lets see if we can get us a nice little collection going...I'll start...

Come and sit on my lap, and lets talk about the first thing that pops up...

#2

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

#3

Found these on the net, thought they were cool!

Is your father a farmer, because you sure do have some nice melons..

Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread...

I love every bone in your body, especially mine..

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#4

This works 98% of the times:

"100
Federal Reserve Note
This note is legal tender for all debts, public and private
100"

#5

you would know...

#6

Hi, My name is <insert pseudonym here>.

Lost Ghost · #7

Were you sitting in a puddle or are you just happy to see me ?

#8

^^^ROFLMFAO!!!!!

#9

Nice one LG, LMAO!!

:tul:

#10

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!