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Pick Up Lines
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:01 am
by AYHJA
Lets see if we can get us a nice little collection going...I'll start...
Come and sit on my lap, and lets talk about the first thing that pops up...
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:33 pm
by deepdiver32073
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:26 pm
by rooster
Found these on the net, thought they were cool!
Is your father a farmer, because you sure do have some nice melons..
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread...
I love every bone in your body, especially mine..
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:31 pm
by Fapper
This works 98% of the times:
"100
Federal Reserve Note
This note is legal tender for all debts, public and private
100"
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:37 pm
by deepdiver32073
you would know...
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:01 am
by emanon
Hi, My name is <insert pseudonym here>.
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:38 am
by Lost Ghost
Were you sitting in a puddle or are you just happy to see me ?
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:33 pm
by deepdiver32073
^^^ROFLMFAO!!!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:06 pm
by rooster
Nice one LG, LMAO!!
:tul:
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:10 pm
by deepdiver32073
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!