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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:21 pm
by deepdiver32073
You might be a redneck if you go by 2 names (eg: Billy Bob, Bobbie Sue, Bubba Leroy, Madeleine Elizabeth...)
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:17 pm
by trashtalkr
You might be a redneck if you've never dated outside of the family
I might be a...Blackneck..?
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:19 am
by AYHJA
Man, I am LMAO @ this thread, but I will state for the record that this doesn't feel right...And that is an awesome redneck joke SB..!!
Here's one I found funny: You migtht be a redneck if you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:23 pm
by deepdiver32073
You might be a redneck if you†™ ¢‚¬„¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¢†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¡¢‚¬Å¡‚¬†™‚¢‚¢¢¢‚¬Å¡‚¬¦‚¾¢‚¬Å¡‚¢ve ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower to put into your truck.
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 3:40 am
by Lost Ghost
damn...straight from jeff foxworthy.....but if you guys are gonna do it.....do it right please.... you've switched the syntax.... it's
if you've ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower...to put in your truck then..... you might be a redneck
if you've never dated outside of the family then.... you might be a redneck
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:44 am
by BFG9000
If your mother-in-law doesn't take the Marlboro from between her lips when she tells the State Trooper to kiss her ass...you might be a redneck!
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:52 am
by BFG9000
Your daughter refuses to drive your truck because of the "honk if your horny" bumper sticker...you might be a redneck!
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:54 am
by BFG9000
You throw a beer can out the truck window and your wife shoots it....you might be a redneck!
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:58 am
by BFG9000
When there's ammunition in your Christmas stocking....you might be a redneck!
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 8:01 pm
by Lost Ghost
lmao nice ones Disabled.