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- deepdiver32073
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You get to miss out on washing up the brekkie dishes.
Best thing about the tread and outer sole of your barely worn steel-capped boot flapping about and then falling right off?
Best thing about the tread and outer sole of your barely worn steel-capped boot flapping about and then falling right off?
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- trashtalkr
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You know you used those shoes to their fullest use
Best thing about having your arms amputated?
Best thing about having your arms amputated?
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"
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- deepdiver32073
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Not having them fall asleep because you've been laying on them all night.
Best thing about getting your ass reamed by your boss?
Best thing about getting your ass reamed by your boss?
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- AYHJA
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You still have a job, even tho you may geet reamed again, lol...
Best thing about your boss literally reaming you in the ass..?
Best thing about your boss literally reaming you in the ass..?
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- trashtalkr
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You might get some advantages at work
Best thing about being castrated?
Best thing about being castrated?
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"
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- deepdiver32073
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Don't have to worry about "accidents". LOL
Best thing about having a sex change operation?
Best thing about having a sex change operation?
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- trashtalkr
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You get to know what it's like to have a dick and boobs and a vagina
Best thing about dating someone who had a sex change?
Best thing about dating someone who had a sex change?
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"
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- deepdiver32073
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They'll know what feels good. (sick laugh)
best thing about waking up in a bathtub with one kidney missing?
best thing about waking up in a bathtub with one kidney missing?
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You have one hell of a story to tell to your buddies
Best thing about getting liposuction without being numbed?
Best thing about getting liposuction without being numbed?
"If there were no eternal consciousness in a man, if at the bottom of everything there were only a wild ferment, a power that twisting in dark passions produced everything great or inconsequential; if an unfathomable insatiable emptiness lay hid beneath everything, what would life be but despair?"
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