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Getting there!

Best thing about being exhausted from watching a late game?

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You get to miss out on washing up the brekkie dishes.




Best thing about the tread and outer sole of your barely worn steel-capped boot flapping about and then falling right off?

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You know you used those shoes to their fullest use

Best thing about having your arms amputated?
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Not having them fall asleep because you've been laying on them all night.

Best thing about getting your ass reamed by your boss?

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You still have a job, even tho you may geet reamed again, lol...

Best thing about your boss literally reaming you in the ass..?
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You might get some advantages at work

Best thing about being castrated?
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Don't have to worry about "accidents". LOL

Best thing about having a sex change operation?

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You get to know what it's like to have a dick and boobs and a vagina

Best thing about dating someone who had a sex change?
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They'll know what feels good. (sick laugh)

best thing about waking up in a bathtub with one kidney missing?

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You have one hell of a story to tell to your buddies

Best thing about getting liposuction without being numbed?
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